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Rub that dry stuff in...
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(, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:25, archived)
wheres the minge?c'mon, at least a cdc or bear or kitten or something.
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Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:26,
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yupthat middle leaf should be a middle queef
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gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:29,
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urban dictionary #4Queef 500 up, 235 down
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
(Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:54,
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*ponders*..oh well, I suppose they had to do something while waiting for Colonel Angus.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 2:36,
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hahahhahaha!tell the Postmaster.. that if anyone is looking for Anal Angus.. to come knockin' at the rear entrance.. of Shady Thicket.
Yaarrrrr!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 2:56,
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subtle:)
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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:27,
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so we suffocated the socks!The children were told to go away because it was green.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:32,
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hehI can see what you did there
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 0:56,
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