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[challenge entry] Hmmm

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(DTAled You can make a Fortune in Lies, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)
# dammit I want a packet now!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:15, archived)
# It does say that on some packets.
Sad, but true.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# yes but it's nothing to do with the nanny state,
it's because greedy compensationaholics would sue, and have sued, because there was no allergy advice on products like that.
i blame blame culture.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
# how stupid can you be?
"does it contain nuts?"
"well, it doesnt say so"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# they're not stupid, though.
they're greedy
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# give them more nuts then
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# muahaha
i like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# throw them...
or invent some kind of peanut cannon... that'd be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I think anyone trying to sue for their own blatant stupidity (and/or greed)
should be fined for wasting everyone's collective time, money and news channel airtime.
And then possibly shot.
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# see above:
it's not that they're stupid - they know as well as anyone else that nuts contain nuts. it's selfish opportunism.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# you missed 'wasting their ancestors genes'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)
# it's the same as that woman who microwaved her poodle to dry it off after a bath....
and tried to sue the microwave manufacturer when the poodle died, cos the microwave didn't SAY
"Do not place dogs in this machine"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# no, it's not the same.
she was stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:22, archived)
# she WAS american I guess....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:23, archived)
# americans would sue their own parents
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:25, archived)
# I have done
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Funnily enough that was an urban legend
*points at username*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# It *says* that ...
But does it scare anyone else that a packet of PEANUTS contains the warning "May contain +traces+ of nut" ??

I'd be more scared about what the OTHER ingredients are ... Only traces of nut?? Hello?
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# But
peanut packets actually have to say they contain nuts on...
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)
# i
it says that on my boxers
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
# ..and has the word 'clag' in there somewhere as well no doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# f
what is that meant to mean esquire?
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# i'll give you a clue...
it goes after the word 'contain' and is joined onto the front of 'nuts' - google the resulting word and hey presto....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:22, archived)
# p
BRING BACK THE PERM
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# I've seen too many entries for this compo
using that phrase.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# may contain traces of nuts *


* may not be actual size
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:22, archived)
# *or colour, hopefully....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:23, archived)
# or shape,
at that.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)