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[challenge entry] Public announcement....

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(kuntybawz, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)
# spooooo....
Oh I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooonguaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddd!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Cheers.
After years of that, knowing ALL the words to 'We Like the Moon' etc and not being able to see Bill Oddie without asking him to touch me up, I now can leave it to others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)
# You too?
that ruined my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Why?
Did he actually touch you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# You should thank Joel a bit more effusively for that
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Oh don't get me wrong
I still love them mightily, but others now shout it instead of me coming out with it in the pub and getting this look from people : o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I can
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That made me spit my tea out!


Woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *likes big time*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ah, but do you love long time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)
# for 5 dollar me love long time
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# You love me long time?
Or you just love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# you pay dollar! me love! you dollar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# This is why I could never shag a Thai bird
all that bloody screeching. Like the girl in Ong Bak. GAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# my brother was in thailand once,
he said it was just like that, all you had to do was make eye contact in some areas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i'd pay dollah just to get her to
Shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# pfffftttt!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Actually it'd be more of a
'mmmmph'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)
# *winks*

*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# *catches*
Hello, Doccles! Hello Siddles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Dave! Dave!
*jumpts up and down excitedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Protect yourself with
Spoonguard!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Oh ,for forks sake....
What ever happened to Sporks?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Fuck sporks. Hard. Up the arse.
Splades are where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Spoons broke my home.
I'll thank you not to re-open these old wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I only wanted a knife?

/irony
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)
# There is no spoon
/auto complete
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)