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[challenge entry] A bad joke never dies...


Aplopogies from a first timer.

EDIT: Bloody geocities! Why did no-one tell me.

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# That's what I call
a man with a seagull on his head!

WOO to YOU
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Word up, Rev!
*waves*

I'm hoping to come meet you at Archie's bash, but I dunno if we're free

EDIT: Congrats on your 900th post!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# are any of us really free?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# well, no, clearly not
since they made being ginger a crime


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# they've made being ginger a crime!?!?

*fears*

is this why 4dam has been absent?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I hears the drinks at club tropicana are . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Dug!
damn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# oh.
it's died.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# It must not have been a bad joke then.
Reinstate it, post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ahem.....
you can't beat the original:

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# zis is not ze original!
i haf seen zis joke on b3ta lots of times!

still good though.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# are you French?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)
# No, you fool
'e iz Belgian.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# is there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# it just redexes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)
# or pizza's

Edit...AhHaha, I was watching that fillum on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ROLF
LOLLORZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Geocities is shite for hosting,
try :

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk

or

www.b3tards.com/uploader.php

there are loads of other free hosting sites.

woo to your cliff pic (before it died a death)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# "Sorry, this GeoCities site is currently unavailable"

listen to - D - over there ^ for some good tips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)