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# Glad you said that
although to be fair we're mostly talking about drinking and being pregnant. Not enough sex...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# oh, all right then.
boys who can't finish - it's a terrible thing and not what you expect when they're sober. Does that count as sex gossip? (this was the Iraqui chap btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Or shoot their load just when you're on the brink
and then can't be arsed to finish the job cos they're done.
I'm speaking hypothetically of course....
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Of course
it would be awful if you fell asleep half way through...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)
# I feel gutted now
I was all dead chuffed with myself for having a constructive day and now I'm being reminded about how single I am. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)
# nah, revel in it!
Make the most of it. Being single is a great thing to be.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# Don't be sad
I'd rather have a roast chicken, really, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)
# but you get bits of skin
stuck to your willy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)
# But I don't
have a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)
# i'm not surprised
if youkeep ding that to roast chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Mike
you remind me of someone i knew called Shock.

You're a star.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)
# sounds suspiciously like a transgendered performance artist
or am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:29, archived)
# Nope and they were far behind you on your list of achievments
I can already see people taking the 'Mike Challenge' to see who can get the highest score.

Perfect for a gang going to the Med. methinks ;)
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:59, archived)
# I would like to distance myself...
...from any of my gender who may be guilty of any of the above. Shocking behaviour.

If you can't deliver, don't even start, that's what I say.

Even if it does cause the odd huff... oops... I'm not perfect after all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# A friend of mine fell asleep when her boyfriend was shagging her when she was pissed
and she woke up the next morning and there was a note by the bed, saying that he loved her but it was over, and she had no idea why. He embarrassingly had to spell it out for her. Heh heh. He should have been better then shouldn't he?!
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# sounds like a fundamental incompatibility...
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(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)
# Cheers The Wife for the link below
I knew it! Arse. Boyf is a smoker. Then again, fucking hell, what am I on about, I'm not planning to conceive till I've at least grown up a bit more!!
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)