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[challenge entry] Wandbaggon vs. Compo and almost definitely bindun already



And if not bindun, then binconsidered and bindiscarded as a bad idea

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)
# IF ANYONE STARTS POSTING THEIR SHIT IPOD BANDWAGON PICTURES BECAUSE OF THIS, I WILL FIST YOU WITH BARBED WIRE
other than that, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)
# [IMG]http://www.twinks.com/images/imugatu.jpg[/IMG]
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)
# just looked at that link out of curiosity
damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# ha ha
beware of anything Fanj posts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# too late...
he's gayed me up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# surely that link can't exist
i made it up!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# try it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i'm at work!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# rubbish-
you're just scared of gaying yourself up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)
# it does work
i also foolishly tried it, but i'm at home so i dont care
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)
# you can close the window now
really.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)
# i didn't make the twinks bit up
is it a big gay 404 page?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# it's big,
it's gay, and it's NOT a 404
is it your homepage?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I'm bloody not
the consultant we've got in saw it and then winked....ew, eww, ewwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# you've been gayed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# you are an infinite monkey with a typewriter
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I think they gave him a 286 amstrad and a copy of word 2
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# his fingers were still too fat to press single keys
bless his cotton socks
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# he should order a special dialing wand!
*mashes keypad with hand*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)
# his socks
are clearly polyester
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# ha ha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I read that as
sotton cocks.....:D


mummy whats a sotton?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)
# you're sotton your chair hunny
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)
# damnit! i can't find my i-pod pic!!!
*struggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *franticly searches for iPod bandwagon pictures and barbed wire*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I listened to your songs.
They were good.
I really liked one of them especially.
I think it might have been called don't stop.
And then i had a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# haha hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# It was braw!
You have the skillzorzlol1!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# linky!!
letme listen!
*wags tail*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
#
www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=57786
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *bobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# *weaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE man, DIVE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)
# haha they were some tracks I made a few years ago when I was into that kind of thing
www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=57786

mp3s have encoded pretty crappily so they don;t sound too amazing
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)
# tis cool
and anything to get Mr Blue Sky outta my head :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i am tempted to make one now
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# iWon't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
*dried frog pills*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ooh that reminds me
the next book should be out soon. Wanders off to play.com to check...

edit: ah, end of next month.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# damnit!!
i've not even made a start on postal!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)
# there's Thud after that
and Wintersmith at the end of next month. Slacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# arrrrgh!!
*locks self away for two weeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Look what you've done now!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# *tempting fate*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ^ look what you did naughty man ^
you've started them huffing!!


hello you *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Hey also you
*huge hugs*

Feeling better?

btw: I only made it on a whim and posted it because I knew the reaction it would cause :) - You know me more than well enough to see the evil x
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# feeling a bit better ta
at work now :( trying not to burn the desk.

you are evil indeed! I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *knows you do*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hello you :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ey up Monsieur!
*tips imaginary hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)