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# paper plates
they are the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Still dangerous
have you never heard of paper cuts man?

Morning and huzzah! for Saturday mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# plastic plates then
safety first.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# they
can shatter
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# ...and plastic cups.
I was washing a pint glass, it broke underwater while I had my hand inside I got cut about 5 times.

It took bloody ages to stop bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ouch!
nasty.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# from now on
I shall eat with my fingers directly off the dining room table, and drink from the tap.

That way I won't have do do any washing up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# why not put everything in a blender
and drink it through a straw?
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# as long as you don't cook anything
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Shirley
after the first cut, you might've thought it was a good idea to take your hands out of the bowl..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)