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# we've all been there...
...er...
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
...my mates tortoises do that on a regular basis....she has them on film trying to bone each other whilst making stupid noises.
I'll try and get a video clip.
tortoise pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe
That's classic... I had three gay rabbits at one point, and one of my dogs is about two steps away from wearing a studded leather chaps and singing show tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# how do you manage to own so many gay pets?
do you buy them like that, or turn them?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I really
don't want to think about that... heh Just call me Cleopatra.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Comin'
Atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Stop it!
I'm trying really hard not to snigger loudly at work.
/guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Isnt
that Christina Aguilara?
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# it's the future
i'm told hard hats really confuse them.

by way of digression, i bought some condoms the other day and they said "EASY ON" on the side of the packet. could there be a less appropriate phrase?
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# personally
I'd rather the condoms said "easy" than the other party involved in using them.

ahem. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the computer while taking painkillers
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hard on?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you'd hope so
or the condoms would be a bit of a waste of money.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)