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# No cornholing zone


edit: I realised it did sound like fishing... pffft
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Fishing for compliments...
...with homophobia illustrated with frogs?

W/Y btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# not fishing...
I freely admit that most of my crap isn't woo-yay worthy =) I'm still looking for inspiration heh

btw, it wasn't intended to show homophobia, but rather a wish on the part of the bottom frog not to be cornholed without consent
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I was just being a prick...
...I do quite like it.

the pic that is, not being cornholed without consent

[edit] not that consent is likely to begiven mind you... my ass prefers to remain a virgin for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# it must be hard
to tell a lady frog from a chap frog.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# the
ladies produce bigger tadpoles, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I thought that male frogs...
...went for pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Nah,
Frogs are gay and pigs are bi-sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# but the big question is
is inter-species nookie acceptable for them?
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# try anything once
except incest and country dancing.

edit: and pig-fucking.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Just look at Dogtanian
all the men were dogs,
all the women were cats,
and there were male and female pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# that
strikes me as wrong
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# don't pretend you didn't fancy
the lady cat just a little bit...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# rrrrowl
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# well, no
but I did have a special love for Dogtanion

"all for one and one for all muskerhounds are always ready"

...and that's never a bad thing
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# gay frogs
gets a wyh from me
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# they aren't gay
they are just confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# we've all been there...
...er...
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
...my mates tortoises do that on a regular basis....she has them on film trying to bone each other whilst making stupid noises.
I'll try and get a video clip.
tortoise pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe
That's classic... I had three gay rabbits at one point, and one of my dogs is about two steps away from wearing a studded leather chaps and singing show tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# how do you manage to own so many gay pets?
do you buy them like that, or turn them?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I really
don't want to think about that... heh Just call me Cleopatra.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Comin'
Atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Stop it!
I'm trying really hard not to snigger loudly at work.
/guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Isnt
that Christina Aguilara?
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# it's the future
i'm told hard hats really confuse them.

by way of digression, i bought some condoms the other day and they said "EASY ON" on the side of the packet. could there be a less appropriate phrase?
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# personally
I'd rather the condoms said "easy" than the other party involved in using them.

ahem. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the computer while taking painkillers
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hard on?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you'd hope so
or the condoms would be a bit of a waste of money.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# *silent*








woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# it
made me giggle - so i'll

yer !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)