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# it must be hard
to tell a lady frog from a chap frog.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# the
ladies produce bigger tadpoles, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I thought that male frogs...
...went for pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Nah,
Frogs are gay and pigs are bi-sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# but the big question is
is inter-species nookie acceptable for them?
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# try anything once
except incest and country dancing.

edit: and pig-fucking.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Just look at Dogtanian
all the men were dogs,
all the women were cats,
and there were male and female pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# that
strikes me as wrong
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# don't pretend you didn't fancy
the lady cat just a little bit...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# rrrrowl
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# well, no
but I did have a special love for Dogtanion

"all for one and one for all muskerhounds are always ready"

...and that's never a bad thing
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)