b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 627281 (Thread)

# 'It's obviously some kind of spoon.'
said Professor Yaffle. Only Madeleine, usually so helpful, was oddly silent...



(Apologies for repost, but it was half past four on Christmas morning when I first posted it, and I think there were three other people here...)

(runs and hides from board police)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# wyh
to the rabbit
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# did your name just change?
there be strange forces afoot.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Yes
I was still stuck in Christmassy "Silent Natt, Holy Natt" mode, but have corrected myself to my original, more svelte, sleek and lithe, moniker...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!
No, I'll stop.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# think
that's similar to a Viz storyline - Emily thought it was a tooth pick for a whale...but good all the same :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I got my Girlfriend
the Bagpuss Collection on DVD for christmas.
I feel so sorry for Charlie Mouse, he always got the shitty jobs.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Heave, Heave, Heave!
You bloody heave, I'm knackered!

Hard to believe there's so few episodes, isn't it?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# how many are there?
i'm sure there are only three
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# 12,
My favourite is 'The Mouse Mill' where they make 'Choc-a-late biscuits!'
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# sawdust
and butterbeans

(edit)is that right? now i've written it down it looks wrong
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Its
Breadcrumbs and Butterbeans!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# okay
i have just tried to remember that from 20 years ago though!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# they only had 1 bloody biscuit
.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Yep,
and Proffesor Yaffle fucked everything up by insisting on looking round the back.
There's always one who ruins the fun for others.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# the cunt
.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# that's
Trade Unions for you. :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
bastards, no wonder the Mice all lived together in an organ.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I especially like it
when they ram him roughly into the bottle with the boat in. Just for kicks, vicious little bastards....
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Inspired
yep
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehe:)
yay!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# In a fight between
Gabriel and Alberto from Bod who would win?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Alberto
definitely. With a strawberry.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Would
Gabriel's folk-singing skills be of no use, then?

"Milkshakes are for girls, nonny-nonny,
Auntie Flo wears pearls, nonny nonny,
Banjos and heaving are better.
(Nonny)"
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)