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# ^this
in about 20 minutes when I'm allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# you'll really start regretting it in your thirties
once you have kids and you can't even kick a ball around with them

I GAVE UP YEARS AGO AND THAT MAKES ME A SUPERIOR SMUG BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)
# i've made it to fourty and can still kick a child from one end of the garden to the other.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:02, archived)
# if you get them right
you can hoof them right over the fence
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)
# It's all in the follow-through
However, be careful not to end up wearing the child like a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# best to kick them in the face
to avoid any boot/arse complications
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# you are now a 20 croissants-a-day man
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)
# haha
not that smug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# You know,
even if you're modest about quitting, most people still peg you for a smug superior bastard.

Smokey friend: Want one?
Me: No thanks. Don't smoke.
SF: Did you ever?
Me: Back in school, yeah.
SF: So you think you're better than me, huh? Mr. No-thanks?
Me: ...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I've noticed that
Not that I've ever managed to quit for over 4 days, but still. When I do try I almost get hounded into smoking again.

See, it's all everyone else's fault.

EDIT: time to go and smoke it up. Selecta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# but I AM better than everyone
the voices in my head tell me so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I quit twice
*super smug*
(Pachey, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha
TOP QUITTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# or be like me!
I never started. Never touched a ciggie in me life!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# pansy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# haha
It's true, though. Most doctors recommend a protective coating of tar on the lungs. Helps filter out the bad xetans.

/scientology
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Me too
although every 6 months or so I go out and buy a cigar

Just for the look of the thing
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Your are Will Smith
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)