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# Dirty phone call
My phone just rang. I don't pick it up - I normally wait to see what they say on the answer phone before speaking.

Heavy breathing for 5 seconds.

Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# hope you don't have any asthmatic friends
they might be fucked.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# sorry about that
couldn't find my inhaler.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# 1471 ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# 0891 50 50 50
?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# *sings*
ooooo eight nine one...

FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)
# ...



...

I'm holding it now
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# quick
breath again or you'll go purple
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# second funniest post.
of the day.
(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# If this is the second funniest
that what's the most funny one of the day?
(1, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)
# "Hello?"
"National Asthma Council"

Sorry.

*snorts Ventolin*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# I used to do that
And then you realise that they're doing the same thing, so neither of you say anything...
(Dr Newstead, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# but surely they know they're supposed to speak
because the answerphone will have a message saying "leave a message".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Maybe
at your house
(Dr Newstead, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)
# sorry
I got the wrong number...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)