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(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
# but there is
a u in emu
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Best career advise
ever.

*Looks at job prospects as emu farmer*
wtf is an emu
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# ask Parky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# *Throws caution to the wind*
*Fills out an application form for Emus 'R' Us*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# but there's a 'u' in CUNT
sorry- had to point that out

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# There's a 'u' in
undercarriage, too.

...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# gud call
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# WOO sir!
top post
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
it's tru
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# that
is bwiw.
(deathbyfeedback, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# 9.47 kB
what-what?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# blimey! most impressive.
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hmmm what?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# is Tuesday monocle day?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# But...
There's also an "A" in "Flange-ferret". Whats your point? :P
(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# well if you had done something wrong
youve made up with by your use of the word flangeferret
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# just a good response to any twunt middle-manager
who tries to invade your mind with corporate shite.
"there's no I in team"
"yeah, but there's a U in CUNT"

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# witty comeback 122#
"I dont like your tone"
"you dont know our tony!"


dont blame me, blame parents.
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# i like that.
I will use it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# shit comeback 1#
"i know you are but what am i?"
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# but there is a "me" if you re arrange letters.
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# *arranges letters*
*does not get 'jacob dyer'*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# well done
have a sara lee cheesecake
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# *eats raw onion*
*swigs wine*
*lights match*...
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# theres a bug in your screen?
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# there is.
one of those small black thin ones that appear when the weather is all hot and muggy. it crawled in and i watched it walk round for an evening and then it stopped walking.
its called thor
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# and it wont go away?
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# it didnt have the motivation to do anything when it died.
this was months ago, its still there.
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# they are called thrips
and i have one in my monitor here at work too! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# mmmm. sara lee
my favourite flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# theres clippings of finger nails on there too
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *Arranges letters*
*burns neck*

aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *re-arranges letters*
*gets ME*

*hasnt got the energy to type anymore, goes for a lie down*
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# theres no U in harpsicord either
whats your point?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Unless there is a harpsicord strung with your sinews...
Then thats exactly my point!
(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# what?
again...what?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
there is a c@nt in scunthorpe though
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# no there's not!
but there is a CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
#
oh! you said cunt! i didn't want to say cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# there's no 'I' in team
but there is an 'I' in 'meat pie', which is an annagram of team...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Yes but there is an
M and a E
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)