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[challenge entry] B3ta's been boring since the buyout ...

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(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU SINCE YOU ARE BOERD.
LET ME TELL YOU JOKE: KNCOK NKCONK...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 18:59, archived)
# whose their
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Fuck You Who?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:02, archived)
# i believe that would be you?
just guessing
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)
# isn't that a line from that movie with tom hanks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)
# that explains it
I think tom hanks is a cock and personally avoid his movies.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:12, archived)
# it also had leonardo dicaprio in it
it must have been REALLY bored when i watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:20, archived)
# blimey
you should get the george cross for watching a movie with those two in!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:22, archived)
# my dad shot me with his .375
that'll show me.


*bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:30, archived)
# i'm not sure what this means
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ggogle.cn logo
b3ta bought out ...
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:08, archived)
# i SEE that
but i understand not.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:11, archived)
# ok.
The challenge is "Your favourite company gets swallowed in the most inappropriate corporate takeover ever. How are the products affected?"

So I logically thought of how b3ta would be affected by a buyout by Google.cn ...

And this is it.

http://www.technologynews.info/019990.html et. al.

I guess it is too obtuse to be obvious.
never mind. There is always next time, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:16, archived)
# nope.
i still don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Censorship of opinion!
OK, it's a bit of a logical jump, but hey...
(the1gip, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Woo
(but pity the characters are a bit small around the "gle".)

^humble suggestion. Please be merciful!
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:15, archived)
# hmm.
I can't read chinese so I am not sure how the compression affects it.

Instead of China, does it say something like "your mother reproduces with goats" or somthing.

Would be funnny if it did.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:19, archived)
# I think I'm flattered
I think
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:15, archived)
# You should be hun
Lot of big names up there.

Hi by the way *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:22, archived)
# ha ha!
I'm already ignoring one of them..

but I'm not saying who.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I bet it's me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:17, archived)
# 3 of them here.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Why are you required to ignore me?
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:18, archived)
# that was too my first thought
my second was, hmm, what's for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:20, archived)
# * hugs *
see www.b3ta.com/board/6307936

gives a thorough explanation of my obtuse sense of humour. If you can call it that
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:20, archived)