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(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)
# ooof!
very dodgy and wrong

I hope you double checked your imagery first. You wouldn't want to be upsetting the wrong people now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)
# only joking!
they all have a sense of humour dont they?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)
# would you laugh
if for instance you were identified as a rapist because you'd read a similar book as someone?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)
# if someone saterised me
on b3ta as a rapist i'd see the funny side.

then I'd burn down their houses.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)
# It would be more fitting ..
.. to rape them :oP
(spinoza, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)
# I get that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)
# it's the dangers of subscribing
to the Peoples Friend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)
# would you laugh
if someone wanted to cut your head off in the street because you made a joke about the leader of their group?

Freedom of speech is one of the fundamental aspects of Western liberalism. To allow ourselves to be gagged and intimidated into silence by a bunch of religious militants who threaten to kill anyone who voices an opinion other than their own is absolutely unnacceptable.
(puffins are better than yachts, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)
# I just done a big poo
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Yeah, but
if you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy it doesn't tell you you're evil if you covet an ox, or 'lie down' with another man. It tells you a man in a dressing gown saved the Earth and that the president of the galaxy has two heads.

Not sure what point I'm making here. Any ideas?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)
# a sharp one
the prickly kind?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)
# lets all wrap roy orbison in clingfilm
starting at the ankles
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)
# good plan
you grab his knuckles I'll fetch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)
# *grabs*
go slowly - don't want it to be over too soon
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)
# are you at the right website?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:12, archived)
# sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)
# The war is over...
...as soon as someone blows up Mornington Crescent.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Hehe
Took me a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)
# You sank
my embassy!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Second biggest laff of the day!!!
WOO and Click
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)
# HAH!
Delightfully un-PC :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)