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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# that lady top left must be TINY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I just got a phone call
A friend of mine was driving home and a joy rider pulled out of the oncoming traffic and hit her head on.

Anyone able to get me a copy of the Chippenham News at all?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)
# bloody hell!
is she OK? did the joyrider die? (i hope so)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Why do you want him dead?
No, she's badly broken, as is he.

They both look to make a recovery though. Stupid kid, I hope he learns from it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# because joy riding is one of the stupidest cuntiest things to do
i prefer them to do heroin or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# preferably
not behind the wheel though.
I agree with you mind, wankers, pure wankers every man jack of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# I agree,
but kids do stupid things. We all make mistakes, the fact that his resulted in disaster doesn't make it any worse than ours.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# how can you equate his mistake with mine?
He drove a car into your friend's car presumably at speed, i, however, shat my pants at primary school, i don't think i deserved to die for that, al;though the comedy abuse nearly killed me. He does, the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# You could have spread disease.
Yeah, at speed, as I understand it both cars left the ground for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# i wasn't flinging it about
i just sat in it's warmth and sobbed.
So you think he'll learn from the mistake then? I somehow think he won't, you've got to be an ignorant twat to want to do that sort of thing anyway, afterall it's just to look good infront of his mates.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# that's absolutely self-absorbed cuntiness
joy riding is as abad as drink-driving
it's totally ignorant of the effects on other people, or to put it another way, cuntish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# I'm sorry
but i don't get the connection

edit - and I hope you're friend is ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# It happened in Chippenham
and I'd like to laugh at her all purple and unconcious and having the roof cut off her car.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# ah, compassion
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)
# What are friends for
but to laugh at with.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# COMPO IT
Do it now, and hard at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# ta
still early...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# *pokes*
compo it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nicely done




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(Pachey, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)
# TO THE BAT BATH!
*gets in through silly door in the side*
*waits for it to fill*
*bat phone rings*
bugger

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
That made me laugh loads.

Now a neep a napkin for my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)
# haha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)