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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Does that mean
she's got two?..
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# The first thing I thought also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# That's going to cost a fortune in toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# And tights.
Or one-and-a-half packets of stockings.

Buying suspender's'ld be a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# but mathematically speaking
50% sexier
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Because of another leg?
There's too many legs in sex anyway, they're a bloody pain (not to mention I almost broke one of mine indulging in the naughty acts yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# we'd all like details
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Trying to bend your leg round when you've been in a semi-kneeling position
when you have arthritis is difficult, painful and as we decided after ages of trying, not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# did they do you from behind instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# No, actually
My hips were getting tired so I got to lie down for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# they?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# he said they, not me.
It was more of a he.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)
# i said they as i didn't want to be gender specific
it could have been a girl you were with.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Alas, nein.
Due to the whole monogamy of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# have you though of having your legs amputated?
that way they wouldn't get in the way during sex.

just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# But then I couldn't dance about the house like a silly moo....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hummmm......
oh well, just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# nice
did you lie back and think of england?

the england rugby team that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Fuck the England rugby team
The Welsh team's where it's at. Or the All Blacks. God they're massive blokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# trying to bend your leg round what?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# a bloke.
but there was all sorts of clambering going on as we were trying out something that had seemed like it was going to be easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)
# page 83?
i spent an eveing in casulty because of hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# yeah
you really shouldn't have sex with dave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# arf!
whata mistakea to makea!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I only see problems......

lotsa lotsa probelms
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Pro-Belms!
You'd have to be a right cunt to be anti-belms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# but more options.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# also
would she have to wear two pairs of underwear?
it would be hard because they would overlap.
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Biscuits needs to get shopping, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# crotchless knickers
but her middle led would go through the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# damn you
and your super fast typing skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
what a visual
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# she could buy crotchless knickers
and her put her middle leg through the crotch hole
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
Heather Mills must be envious
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Argh!
Twice as many packs of Always?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# maybe ones on
ones of, which would be useful
(Ant's in his pants, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# A foot fetishist's dream
one would presume!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# twice the mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)