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# BURN HIM !!!!!!!!
WITH SOLDERING IRONS
AND HAIR STRAIGHTENERS
AND POP TARTS
AND McDONALDS COFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Even the fires of hell have nothing on poptarts
Those things will strip your fingerprints right off
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# actually
MI6 Use them.
oops ... I've said too much

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# *watches*
*secretly*

STOP THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Ah! Its the Fuzz!
*Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# you won't get far
*presses secret button in flashy control panel*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's the ejector button you cuuuuuunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
xD
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *Checks Villian handbook*
"always run down alleys with mesh fencing at the end"

You'll never catch me alive!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# quick - head for the melon market
watch out for that large pile of empty boxes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# /father ted blog
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# burning some-one with a macD's coffee
isn't strictly just burning .. more like "infecting"
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# But it leaves enough scarring to count
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# WARNING
may cause scaring and mild cases of death
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i'm just glad you missed out
hot mince pies and
cheese toasties
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# together? urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# microwaved jam!
mmmm
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# McDonalds Apple Pie
Robbers use them to melt the hinges off bank vaults
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I knew it!
Ronald couldn't have possibly made that much money working as a clown!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# its the least of his worries now


CLICK IT YOU SLAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# SMALLER THANK YOU!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# what like this...
thank you???
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# also..
thnx
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# or
ty
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# OR
☺
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Hair straighteners are lethal
here is what my friend did to his hand when participating in a drunken bet to see how long he could take straighteners on his hand NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# what a stupid twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Fuck me!
Was he pissed? Yes, "drunken bet" is a clue...

Ooh, ouch. *blinks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# seen that before..
... you hang around with nutbars! :D
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)