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[challenge entry] I know jaws isn't a super hero but then i remembered how nice and forgiving all my fellow b3tans are


edit: incidentally what is the subject of todays draw off?

From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 305 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# BURN HIM !!!!!!!!
WITH SOLDERING IRONS
AND HAIR STRAIGHTENERS
AND POP TARTS
AND McDONALDS COFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Even the fires of hell have nothing on poptarts
Those things will strip your fingerprints right off
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# actually
MI6 Use them.
oops ... I've said too much

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# *watches*
*secretly*

STOP THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Ah! Its the Fuzz!
*Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# you won't get far
*presses secret button in flashy control panel*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's the ejector button you cuuuuuunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
xD
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *Checks Villian handbook*
"always run down alleys with mesh fencing at the end"

You'll never catch me alive!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# quick - head for the melon market
watch out for that large pile of empty boxes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# /father ted blog
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# burning some-one with a macD's coffee
isn't strictly just burning .. more like "infecting"
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# But it leaves enough scarring to count
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# WARNING
may cause scaring and mild cases of death
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i'm just glad you missed out
hot mince pies and
cheese toasties
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# together? urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# microwaved jam!
mmmm
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# McDonalds Apple Pie
Robbers use them to melt the hinges off bank vaults
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I knew it!
Ronald couldn't have possibly made that much money working as a clown!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# its the least of his worries now


CLICK IT YOU SLAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# SMALLER THANK YOU!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# what like this...
thank you???
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# also..
thnx
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# or
ty
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# OR
☺
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Hair straighteners are lethal
here is what my friend did to his hand when participating in a drunken bet to see how long he could take straighteners on his hand NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# what a stupid twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Fuck me!
Was he pissed? Yes, "drunken bet" is a clue...

Ooh, ouch. *blinks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# seen that before..
... you hang around with nutbars! :D
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# He's a superhero because he swam to Hawaii faster than a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Obviously...
As planes cannot swim....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I saw one in james bond that could
the breast stroke don't you know ;)

Sorry, my mind wondered a bit there
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# What about
seaplanes - eh?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# what about flying boats then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# TREBUCHET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# is that 3 french meat merchants?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *reinstalls age of empires 2*
looks more like a catapult type device to me
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# it is...
and apparently we have the oldest working one in Warwick Castle

/re-enactment blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:10, archived)
# my brother made one out of lego
it was about a meter tall, launched 3" diameter stones at a variable angle and dented a door
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# NO.
THANKYOU AND GOODNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# If by 'airplanes' you were talking about yourself, and by 'swim' you meant 'have sex with pigs', then you ware very very wrong.
I GAVE YOU PERMISSION TWO WEEKS AGO, YOU DON'T GET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ANY MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Awww
Sharks are cute-ums anyway but awwww, even cuter!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# haha
STATS: www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# USE THE OLD LINK, IT'S WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/users2.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Cheers, I'm blind now.
You cunting daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# cunting daughter?
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Slayer lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# exorcist quote
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# both?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Bah.
Slayer said it best with "Bastard sons begat your cunting daughters"

I tend to sing it to the tune from Bod.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# promiscuous mothers with their incestuous fathers
yes, it fits bod quite well
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# OMG I'M BLIND TOO! I use a braille monitor.,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# 'spacks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# haha!!
he's now safe to get in the cage with...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# that kind of reminds me
of the staring contests on Big Train

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# best I could do
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
well this is turning into a heated competion and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# good fucking lord!
Do I really look that handsome?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# well I like it
...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Kill it now !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# how's he
meant to eat everyone now?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# he bought a liquidiser
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)