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# Heh :D
I once sold Ringo Starr two jumpers. 100.1% of FACT.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# did you call him ringo "two jumpers" starr after that?
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# *ringo starr ate my jumpers*
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Yes I did.
I shall never let him live it down.
I mean, two jumpers? Honestly, who does he think he is?
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# What the heel would Ringo Starr want with
2 jumpers.... *thinks*
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# To get his car going
on a cold day?
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# perhaps
or maybe he has a conjoined twin
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# That would explain his drumming!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Maybe he is cold blooded
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I thinks it cause hes so fucking skinny!!!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Good ole ringo,
the forgotten member.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Nah
I think everyone forgot Eric Clapton was in the Beatles.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Really,
I read that as *Eric Idle* *rutles*
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I was going to write that
but then I changed my minds incase someone said "wasn't he in the Rutles, dumbass"

I hate comments about my ass.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Did you know,
that the remaining Beatles did not successfully sue Oasis for there blatent copy syle, but the Rutles did.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# can this be true
*powernaps*
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)
#
In more recent years and despite nearly being sued himself by The Beatles during the making of The Rutles, Innes successfully sued Oasis for plagiarism. Their hit Whatever was deemed to be too similar to Neil Innes' song How Sweet To Be An Idiot.

skyjude.users.btopenworld.com/rutles.htm
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# my that is class!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Good stuff,
goodnight everyone, the missus is shaking her head at me again.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)
# in a good way?
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# He lived a 10 minute walk from where I used to live.
I never forgot him. I just thought he was an atrocious drummer with negligable talent and undeserved fame. Is all.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# No,
thats meg white.

an atrocious drummer with negligable talent and undeserved fame
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# But she's fit!


(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# So were my PE teachers
but the never won any accolades.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
#
fit butt ugly.

I have never seen the attraction.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# She isn't all that attractive at all
but she scrubs up well
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Jubblies!!!
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Point well made.
I wouldn't say 'fit' but I would say 'would'
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# did I say "scrubs up"?
I meant "wabbs up"
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Would,
just put a Kiera face on it and you are on your way.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Haha
Meg White even more so. But far more people know the name of Ringo, and I would say they shared roughly the same degree of talent.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# An atrocious drummer?
You obviously don't know much about drumming.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)