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[challenge entry] No matter how much lennon tried,
he sometimes wished he could hold a real knife.



A kind of compo.

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Heh :D
I once sold Ringo Starr two jumpers. 100.1% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# did you call him ringo "two jumpers" starr after that?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# *ringo starr ate my jumpers*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Yes I did.
I shall never let him live it down.
I mean, two jumpers? Honestly, who does he think he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# What the heel would Ringo Starr want with
2 jumpers.... *thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# To get his car going
on a cold day?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# perhaps
or maybe he has a conjoined twin
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# That would explain his drumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Maybe he is cold blooded
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I thinks it cause hes so fucking skinny!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Good ole ringo,
the forgotten member.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Nah
I think everyone forgot Eric Clapton was in the Beatles.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Really,
I read that as *Eric Idle* *rutles*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I was going to write that
but then I changed my minds incase someone said "wasn't he in the Rutles, dumbass"

I hate comments about my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Did you know,
that the remaining Beatles did not successfully sue Oasis for there blatent copy syle, but the Rutles did.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# can this be true
*powernaps*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)
#
In more recent years and despite nearly being sued himself by The Beatles during the making of The Rutles, Innes successfully sued Oasis for plagiarism. Their hit Whatever was deemed to be too similar to Neil Innes' song How Sweet To Be An Idiot.

skyjude.users.btopenworld.com/rutles.htm
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# my that is class!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Good stuff,
goodnight everyone, the missus is shaking her head at me again.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)
# in a good way?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# He lived a 10 minute walk from where I used to live.
I never forgot him. I just thought he was an atrocious drummer with negligable talent and undeserved fame. Is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# No,
thats meg white.

an atrocious drummer with negligable talent and undeserved fame
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# But she's fit!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# So were my PE teachers
but the never won any accolades.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
#
fit butt ugly.

I have never seen the attraction.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# She isn't all that attractive at all
but she scrubs up well
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Jubblies!!!
24ur.com/media/images/extra/Jul2005/6049967.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Point well made.
I wouldn't say 'fit' but I would say 'would'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# did I say "scrubs up"?
I meant "wabbs up"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Would,
just put a Kiera face on it and you are on your way.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Haha
Meg White even more so. But far more people know the name of Ringo, and I would say they shared roughly the same degree of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# An atrocious drummer?
You obviously don't know much about drumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)
# a kind of reply~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# a kind of witty quip
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# *a kind of magics*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# a kind of obvious reply
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# *under pressure*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# *bearing down on me*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# dum dum d d der dum dum
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)
# "stop, collaberate and listen"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)
# a kind of dry remark
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# A kind of hilarious knob gag.
Followed by a ':D' and an 'arf' or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# a kind of loving
starring Thora Hurd

Edit: Hird Heard!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Hird!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# for some reason
that looks almost Nazilike.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)
# She was/is a nazi!!
Is she dead yet? has she passed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# She "passed", yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# *Lets call the whole thing off*
sings
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# lennony badness
Fact is, Johnny Lennon was something of a cunt. Twas the stumpy shagger who was the brains behind the thing really. Honest.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I saw Mccartney live at Glasto,
I couldnt help but change his name to Mccuntney. How does he sleep at night?


The fact is they are/were both cunts, but i still wish Lennon was here instead of him.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# *Breathes slowly*
Careful what you say, my friend. Your Lennon-bashing takes you into dangerous territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)