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[challenge entry] can't phugging 'ummus


kids today eh? tsk...

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(gutbobs, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# mmmmmm, those two women are gorgeous
i would
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Aaah
but that's what you're meant to think, making you more likely to buy the product.
But you're a bloke, so it doesn't apply to you... ok, perv away!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# are you
sure?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Whether evil pixie is a bloke or not?
Well... I couldn't guarantee it, but I've never heard a woman use the expression 'I would'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# haven't you?
I have used it, but only on here to be honest.
(and only because all the blokes do it all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I've never used it
but I am a bloke
Shit, maybe that makes me gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# uuunnnhhh -
your gay!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# were
all gay
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Yes
I'm very happy, glad to hear everyone else is too
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# yeah i only really use it on here
IRL i tend to drool and whimper quite a bit instead
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# yes.
yes they do.
But I've mentioned this before so I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Hehe
I think we all mean it in the post-modern sense
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# the one on the left
would look no different if she had no nose at all. She looks too freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# but
how would she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# like...
some tommy hillfinger cack?
(gutbobs, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# of Tommy Girl
indifference? Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# No
She went in a Honda Accord
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# until
she gets a cold...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# declaration?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# i like declarating
all that wallpaper and paint... tum tee tum...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# shh....
I thowt spelink mistooks were the new memes?
(gutbobs, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# can't phugging spell
declaration
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)