bloody screaming hell.i just spent an hour and a bit trying to make a scrolling background thingy (via maiden's handy tutorial), but my version of photoshop is old and doesn't do what the instructions want it to. so, have a static image that would have been tons better had i been able to get the sand moving.
guess the joke, win a prize.
i keep the prizes: palindromedary.
(guess the joke, win a prize.
i keep the prizes: palindromedary.
postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:49,
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It's a pushmepullyou!And no sign of eddie fucking murphy.
Woo.
(Woo.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:51,
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so close....actually, i'd forgotten about those. different joke, no prize, sorry.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:56,
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now you're very close.so close i can smell your fear....
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:01,
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is one head saying to the other"why dont you go bactrian where you came from?"
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Avast is still alive!!!!,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:07,
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ooh i've got a filename hint.it has to do with the fact that they're camels, doesn't it?
hehe. i've got this one.
(,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:13,
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hehe. i've got this one.
I like it!Here's my first version of some sort of scrolling background (which I did last night) - I don't know whether it qualifies or not.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:54,
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that's the idea.i have no motion blur option, or mine would be as yours is: good.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:57,
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What is this motion blur?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:28,
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in imageready, not photoshop.my error. here's maiden's tutorial i was following.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:44,
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I'd call him humphreybut he's only got one hump.
LOLLERZ!
(LOLLERZ!
Brims Spurts.,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:54,
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wooois it "it's ok, it was a female camel, he's not a pervert you know..."
or "I bet she gives good head(s).."
or i give up...
(or "I bet she gives good head(s).."
or i give up...
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:58,
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2 camels walk into a bar?why are camels called "ships of the desert"?
one hump or two, vicar?
um ....
*edit* ooooh, that's clever
(one hump or two, vicar?
um ....
*edit* ooooh, that's clever
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:00,
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go see the edit in the original post, human. postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:18,
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zwowz.o, pat's egg gestapo; trap a tie, kate, take it apart.
opatseg gge s'tap ,o; trapa ti ekat ,etak ,eit a part.
(,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:20,
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opatseg gge s'tap ,o; trapa ti ekat ,etak ,eit a part.
a man, a plan, a canal, paedophile!edit: found it! an oldie:
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:36,
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something not quite right with that one either .... deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:39,
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*humps vicar**twice*
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:27,
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Just gotta improvise.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:27,
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Hop, hop, hop! it goesall over arable land.
That is land, what is actually tilled..
by Arabs.
(That is land, what is actually tilled..
by Arabs.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:29,
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ha!that's probably better than what i would have made anyway. good stuff!
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:31,
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Quick and dirty wins the race. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:33,
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i'll be dissecting yours tomorrow to see how it was done.and to emulate the results. that's how i learn most things here.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:35,
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Wellafter I'd cloned out the camellemac, I took the background image, copied and flipped it, and copied the original again, so there's like a strip three times the original length, A-B-A.
I didn't bother to gussy up the joins. There is a 4-pixel horizontal blur on it, but that's not always necessary.
Having animated the cut-out camellemac separately, I took successive slices of the background strip, and SHAZAM.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:51,
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*reads these words, understands them separately, but collectively......they are confusing*
i'll look into that later, thanks. time to make dinner.
(i'll look into that later, thanks. time to make dinner.
postbear has metal knees,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 3:56,
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