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# jonathan ross joke about Heather Mills
From the Q awards last night.

Anyone know what it was? The TV just said it was about her wooden leg and telling lies, but was too offensive to broadcast.

I need to know the joke.
(hudster, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Meh
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# hmm, he's 4000 odd older than you...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# I know
Hence the irony...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# oh the ironing!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Extreme ironing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# is this the talk board, or is my internets playing up agian?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# It's your internets
But hang on, it's also my internets.

I would put it down to n00bs, but it seems that this bloke has been here for years and thousands of posts so, frankly, should know better. twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Just to point out....
my post does have a pic. Its just a pic with would in...


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's a message board.
with messages! pow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# oh, it's sunny!
are you back now? you've been MIA
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# i'm kind of working,
kind of been out a lot, so haven't been in so much, but when i get the chance it's nice to see the new bunch of boarders getting wound up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# fair play
they are very animated aren't they!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# you too
www.b3ta.com/board/6479573
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Something about the talk board I think
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Is the talk board down?
if not what is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# wow
you are genius
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# yes, yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Explain the shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Well changed my username for ladies day, forgot what i changed it to
Deleted my internet settings to get rid of "those" URLs. Since setting up my account i had changed my email address (due to stalker type issues), and so was easier just to set up new account
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# I take it you don't know what your number was?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Also kind of forgot my password
*hangs head in senile shame*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# WHoooooooooooooo
were you?

WHO WHO
WHO WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# id:33020
Was me, nothing exciting to see though!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Something about he wouldn't be surprised if he had 2 legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# It's Tuesday, isn't it?
*takes strap-on out of desk drawer*
sigh, lets get this over and done with
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# But, sir,
you have no drawers in your desk.

A small thong, yes. Drawers, no.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Fuck off Noob
FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# FFS.
What's WRONG with you people?

*writes letter to the Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)