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(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# i just bought an ipod
i dont like it, it's too hard to use
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# you're taking the piss, right
i don't own one, but i have played with a mate's ipod, and it was very straightforward
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# no, the pod bit is ok
it's the software that seems to be a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# how so?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# itunes is top
and easier to use than most
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i thought itunes on the pc
was awful, especially compared to itunes on a mac
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# they are pretty much identical I though
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# not really
the pc version is really badly spooged
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# tis fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# me three
never had a problem until last night now it will not update! :(
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Me four
So much better than any other prog of similar ilk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Ah, an iPod...
I thought it was a petrol pump... =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# The new iPump
either Apple's new petrol pump or their new range of artificial male lapdancers.

'noon btw
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# 'noon, bloke!
How's it going?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *waits for everybody do dig up their iCons*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# a new generation of con artists
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ahem
scuse me Mr. i dont suppose you know of any jobs going, in or around den haag for a fairly unskilled non-dutch speaker. any help muchly appreciated.
i tried www.whatareweyournondutchspeakingjobfindingbitches.nl but they couldnt help.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hmmm
I lived in Den Haag for 25 years

what skillzors do you have?

Have you been here?
www.undutchables.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i like ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# well, not a great deal frankly.
i'm just looking for something simple. i've been in computer admin for the past 2 years, and i worked in dixons for 3 years prior. i'd do anything tho, call centre, labouring, barwork. anything that would pay at least 500 euros a month.
was just wondering if you knew any employers in the area, preferably employers who are looking for someone to search the net for shite all day and photoshop amusing penis' onto GIF's with comedy effects?
edit: but honestly absolutely any work will do, and any help will be huuuuuugely appreciated, and rewarded with much beer upon my arrival in the netherlands.

extra edit: yeah tried www.undutchables.nl all the jobs there are a little to exec level, i.e. hefty qualifications and experience required
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# There are a few Dixons stores in Den Haag
and in The HobBit are a lot of small IT businesses where you might start asking around for something computer admin related.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# tah, i recognise that building
i think i went by it on the tram, shall check it out next time i'm there.
i also went to dixons, just the language barrier would prolly hold me back, damn my typical english ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# yeah, should be visible from line 3 and possibly 2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I can speak dutch!
I can say 'Roken in der Koken' or however it's spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# neuken in de keuken
op de keuken tafel?

i think thats closer, a little dirtier but prolly still spelt a little wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# nah
only keukentafel is one word in dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Roken in der koken apparently means fucking in the kitchen
My drummer's half dutch. he doesn't speak it, but someone told him to say that to his hollandish mum and she slapped him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# nah
roken is smoking, i think. neuken is fuckin.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# See i thought it'd be smoking
considering it's similar to the german.

You've just won me some money, hopefully. if he believes me that we made a bet on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
#
rauchen = german
roken = dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# roken in der koken means nothing (and is even part german)
neuken in de keuken means a lot

just remember to say noiken in de koiken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# At first glance
I thought it was a petrol pump.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)