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(tamagen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Devils Treacle !!!
Arrrrf

coughing up coffee now
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I'm
laughing up a lung!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I've stored that term now
it will be used with all the others like baloon knot
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# you are
sick and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# that's fucking funny
even if saying so incurs the wrath of bearded wimmin across the nation.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I forgot it was only
bearded women that bleed...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# you're right
since I started shaving I've saved a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# me too - but you just
forget what it was like in the old days. Poor bearded ladies. The suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# look, love
I don't make the rules, alright?

;op

*I fear I may have trodden a very dark path*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# SPLUTTER!
Best 'women's troubles' joke I've ever heard and made by a female!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Short
and to the point
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# The Devil's Treacle eh?
The inquisition will be most interested in this. All women are heretics! Burn them! etc.
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# ow ow ow ow!
Bastard! My stomach muscles still hurt from the gym a few days ago and now im in agony from laughing too much!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I know there's a reference up there to annoyed women,
but could I request these wait until after about 3pm, when I've stopped eating please?

Ta :)
(Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Yeah Thanks a bunch
I'm trying to be subtle sneakily popping on here at work and you bring me that??? making me laugh out loud in a quiet office so everyone looks. Nice one. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)