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# OH MY GOD
That's the besterest thing you've ever done. It looks SO like the scheming scouse cunt....

Seriously, you've made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# People seem amazed that he was a fraud.
WHY I ASK YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# The hilarity of a medieval Ethiopian called Sam is underrated.
Fan-fucking-tastic.


Actually, was sam medieval? He was from back in the day, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# who the fuck are you all talking about?
who the fuck is derek acora?
who the fuck is shirly ghostman?

qq
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# it's his spirt guide
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# sam
is ment to be from about 1500 years ago, and is a freind of dereks from a past life i will have you know.
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# have I just left the comfort of my own dimension?
edit: ahhh Derek Acora

I likes Shirley Ghostman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *talks to spirit guide geoff*
it would seem you are still in your own dimension,...... thank you geoff.... it just seems like the sporot of a unicorn is trying to use your body to comunicate with us
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# So, basically Sam is possessing someone else's body, and he's not entirely sure which time period he's in/from?
Oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# no no no!
DONT BE SO SILLY!


Sam is dead, and is in the spirit world, which is where we go when we die, but sometimes spirits are reborn, and derek is one of these lucky spirits who get to have another go. I think that sam died in dereks arms in a past life or summit, which suggests that derek had a past life about 1500 years ago.


*edit*


he had a whole section on his website about sam

www.derekacorah.org/about_sam.htm
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hang on a second!
I just got that



*hangs head in shame of not getting it sooner*
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Doo-doodoo do dudu-du du du doo doo
...hoping each time his next Leap would be....

...the Leap home.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Ahahahaha
You've made one of my legs longer than the other one now- give the other one a pull, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Because he was actually quite convincing
until he started the possession shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Oh.
It isn't Samwise, Peregrin and Meriadoc then?

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I like the bloke
he's entertaining, funny and hasn't hurt anyone.

Plus he's made a lot of old ladies very happy.

If people want to believe his reading of body language/research/making it up as he goes along is contact with another world then thats up to them. He's just telling people what they want to hear like "mediums" have been doing since the Victorians invented this whole genre.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ^This muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Well yes but he was being paid to do a job and lying through his teeth
They set up traps etc and he walked straight into it.

Although I think if you were to put a gun to my head it'd be his diamond earring that I dislike the most. I don't get big diamond earrings on boys. Which is sexist, I know. But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I disagree.
I think people who make their living by lying to exploit the weaknesses and sorrows of others are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ^this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# you mean B3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)