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# I'm picking up a M, Mar, Maaar-ga-ret, Mar-ga-ret, Margret, is that right Sam?


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# OH MY GOD
That's the besterest thing you've ever done. It looks SO like the scheming scouse cunt....

Seriously, you've made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# People seem amazed that he was a fraud.
WHY I ASK YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# The hilarity of a medieval Ethiopian called Sam is underrated.
Fan-fucking-tastic.


Actually, was sam medieval? He was from back in the day, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# who the fuck are you all talking about?
who the fuck is derek acora?
who the fuck is shirly ghostman?

qq
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# it's his spirt guide
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# sam
is ment to be from about 1500 years ago, and is a freind of dereks from a past life i will have you know.
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# have I just left the comfort of my own dimension?
edit: ahhh Derek Acora

I likes Shirley Ghostman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *talks to spirit guide geoff*
it would seem you are still in your own dimension,...... thank you geoff.... it just seems like the sporot of a unicorn is trying to use your body to comunicate with us
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# So, basically Sam is possessing someone else's body, and he's not entirely sure which time period he's in/from?
Oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# no no no!
DONT BE SO SILLY!


Sam is dead, and is in the spirit world, which is where we go when we die, but sometimes spirits are reborn, and derek is one of these lucky spirits who get to have another go. I think that sam died in dereks arms in a past life or summit, which suggests that derek had a past life about 1500 years ago.


*edit*


he had a whole section on his website about sam

www.derekacorah.org/about_sam.htm
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hang on a second!
I just got that



*hangs head in shame of not getting it sooner*
(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Doo-doodoo do dudu-du du du doo doo
...hoping each time his next Leap would be....

...the Leap home.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Ahahahaha
You've made one of my legs longer than the other one now- give the other one a pull, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Because he was actually quite convincing
until he started the possession shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Oh.
It isn't Samwise, Peregrin and Meriadoc then?

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I like the bloke
he's entertaining, funny and hasn't hurt anyone.

Plus he's made a lot of old ladies very happy.

If people want to believe his reading of body language/research/making it up as he goes along is contact with another world then thats up to them. He's just telling people what they want to hear like "mediums" have been doing since the Victorians invented this whole genre.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ^This muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Well yes but he was being paid to do a job and lying through his teeth
They set up traps etc and he walked straight into it.

Although I think if you were to put a gun to my head it'd be his diamond earring that I dislike the most. I don't get big diamond earrings on boys. Which is sexist, I know. But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I disagree.
I think people who make their living by lying to exploit the weaknesses and sorrows of others are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ^this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# you mean B3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# that am fucking WOO!
with a YAYHOUPLAPANOWIE sprinkled on the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Cheers for that.
Now I've got 'When Will I Be Famous?' in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# i can't answer
i can't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
#
when will we see the that picture in the papers?

b3ta.com/talk/2109766
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# ha! that was my first thought.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# ?
ah, Bros......... but one of them had Dark hair I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# You're right.
I shall endeavour to make my stupid responses far more cosmetically correct in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahahahah
and let that be a lesson to you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# yes, one did have dark hair
the non brother one, i believe his name was craig.

/knows too much blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# He married mel form mel and kim
He died

she died
/know even more too muchness!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# i knew she died
but i didn't know he died too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# damn you
you mindpissed me by a cunty mile!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I'm probably
just more 80s than you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# haha! crackin'!
*doesn't repost rubbish 'most haunted' anims*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Do you have a stash of these,
or do you really produce them that quickly?!

Mega Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooooosome!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# it's bros!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?

NO!

It's Fiveminuteslaterthaneverybodyelse-man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Don't laugh, I'm about to be killed in the face by a ginge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# i was reading my book
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Don't lie.
You were vigorously masturbating over pictures of Tessa Jowell, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# nope, the one time i don't go on b3ta while at work
is during my breaks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
bleddy fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
That is awesomo
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# top work.
i never knew the other one was called sam.
my education is now complete.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
This is without a doubt the best thing I've seen all day!!!

WOO!!

*clicks like a mofo*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# MARY LOVES DICK
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
that is the best one
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# so do you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You knows it!11!eleventeen!
How goes it, you horrible cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# That
Deserves a damn good Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's ace
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# at first
I thought you'd drawn Bros!

*puts grolsch tops away*

edit/ *stops masturbating to pictures of Tessa Jowell*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Your pictures are always so aesthetically pleasing
much wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Good stuff as usual, Mr HappyToast
I am, as always, jealous of your skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# residual!
woo!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02, archived)
# top reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)
# haha! that`s bloody brilliant! as a reward, I give you the three mediums via the medium (see what I did there?) of PAINT!
 
 
 
1. Derek Acorah

 
 
 
2. Colin Fry

 
 
 
3. Tony Stockwell
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)