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(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# \o/
that is all
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Don't get me started


/vallium
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# there's so much more
I wanted to add, but it would have lost the feel of the originals.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# spleen....vent.....
gowan you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# '....though it's actually bigger than most modern cars.'
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# 16 inches longer than the original
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Just like me after the operation
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# bastard
i was going to make a similar joke
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# why on earth did you want a 19 inch neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I was born with one one leg shorter than the other
is that funny?

IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# that's either a joke
or you had to wear one outrageous platform shoe as a child :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# one leg was 16" shorter?
man, you a freak
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I noticed that the other day
the new mini is huge!

bastard germans
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# yes.
although I think you'll find "fucking huge" is more accurate. length = ok (just about), width and height will easily dwarf an astra or escort.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# it's all good!!!
we're truly on a roll here.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# How about
"new mini robs the grave of old mini"
"makes bmw lots of money"

the end
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# :)

biggy
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# fan-bloody-tastic!
wish I'd thought of that :o)
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# How about...
"New Mini loses all gears on middle lane of North Circular, causing huge panic to all inside. Causes accident. The End."

... it happened to me.

BTW, they are smaller than a Ka, just designed to look long (all horizontal lines you see!). But they are too wide, just ask my very scraped alloy wheels.
(teehom, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)