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# TJ! (nice pic BTW)
When I was much younger (i.e. at university) I used to attend various 'rock' type clubs in London. One in particular was 'The Asylum', several levels of dance-y goodness.

One one occasion I was there, dancing badly with my friends on the top floor (rock/metal as I recall) and then... there was a girl.

I saw her across the floor. She was, in the parlance of the time, 'well fit' and moved like a slighty drunk rock chick (as could be expected). I was instantly smitten.

I made eye contact (a rarity in those shy days), and she didn't flich, I smiled and she smiled, and gradually we turned from our friends (along with much embarassed smiling and so on) and moved slowly towarsd one another until we were unmistakably -dancing with one another-. Joy.

Being an original soul dedicated to the eradication of cliches I prepared for the end of the track to speak. 'What's your name?' 'Can I get you a drink?' 'Can I do a rude sex in you?'. These and other questions were inches from my lips, as I leaned forwards, she leaned forwads, the moment was there...

'Smells like teen spirit' came on. The guys behind me di some kind of big cheery-arm-on-shoulders thing, and nudged against me none-too gently.

I was jerked forwards, my head whiplashing on my alcohol-loosened neck...




I woke up. I was being dragged from the dancefloor by friends (3 of them, I'm 6'2' and not small) with blood welling from my head. I groped unsteadily to the bar, got a cup of ice for my head (in-bar first aid is the best) and a second cup of ice for my poor dance partner. It took a little while (call it fifteen minutes) for me to get to a point where walking was an option.

I tried the top floor. No sign.
next floor. No.
Ground floor? No.

Outside I finally found her friends (who she had previously been dancing with). They told me, in shaky and accusing voices 'We couldn't waker her up, she's gone in an ambulance.'

My friends, paranoid as they were of the drugs in their pockets, hustled me home to avoid any possible police questions (I don't know, we were drunk students, it didn't need to make sense).

I have never seen her again.

So, here's my question (via an extraordinarily tenuous hope that degrees of kevin bacon and the relative retellability of this story will find a link) ... Anyone recall this incident and know who she was? Is she alive? Able to walk?

Thanks for reading.

Yes, you are my many-years-past-potentially-crippled-dance-partner-finding-bitches. Dot com.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# so.... many.... words.....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# yet you say so much
with so few.

*bow in admiration*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# : D
I've read it now.

I feel your pain brother.

I fancied a girl for ages at uni. We used to smile at each other almost daily, but never stopped to speak.

One night she approached me outside the uni bar. I was tripping my tits off on acid and speed.

I have no idea what I said, and she never smiled at me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# also
that was all originally written out as a threadjack of a pictureless post, to try and add some "content" without exposing my shameful shoppery skills. Sadly the pictureless poster relented and removed their blasphemous progeny from the board, and having typed it all out I wanted to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I unfortunately got off with a bird before, and she was a right munter
She saw me in a nightclub the next week, and I unfortunately screamed in her face. Got a right slap too.

Laffed all night at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# I bet it was in Barons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# no actually lol
twas Quids Inn (even worse)

Did you know Barons will be closing for good?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I thought it had already closed!
I haven't been out in Swansea for years now.

Did you see that Grime Scene Investigation programme with the 3 girls from Neath?

They swabbed them after a night out in Swansea to see how dirty they were. They were filthy!!

last episode on this page...

www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/grime_scene/episode_guide.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# me mam told me about it, said it was really bad
Me missus has recently quit smoking (due to Nell on the way), and we went in the local last night for about an hour (was speed drinking).
We got back in and was completely stinking of smoke etc. The nightclubs in Swansea are much much worse than that and are well famous for being stinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# STALKER
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Too many word-things.
Need pikchors to look at.

No, I don't remember this incident - in fact I have never been to the Asylum, except in my days of insanity. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# i once pogo-ed into japanese girl in the 100 club
that was embarrasing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# i read the first and the last line
the bit in the middle looked boring
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# that's fair
I am trying to work out if I know, you, but can only be bothered to read the frist and last letters of your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe
good comeback

I have read it now and I feel for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I'm slightly to the left
not so rough
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# *fumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# oh
my
god..............

so many emotions.........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# well,
I don't love you, but can I have my eyebrow stud back?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# genuine lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# i was the ambulance man!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# "I groped unsteadily to the bar"
try and grope more steadily next time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I was
an inexperienced groper at the time, still unlearne'ed in the ways of the craft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Send it in to Radio 2
they have a section for this kind of thing.

Though usually it's got less headbutting.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# *provides accompanying music*
members.aol.com/FFnn6/romeo.mid
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# she is dead...
she was my sister...NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# I remember her...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# even more genuine lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I'm glad someone got some benefit
from that awful, awful night.

You bummer.

(p.s. plz send pics and upload codes, thanks)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# i still
feel him...........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# that girl was me
I am now happily married with 14 kids

sorry, someone had to do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# 14 kids?
I'm well out of it then.
Glad to hear you got on ok.

Please send my eyebrow piercing to me, it has sentimental value. (I once embedded it in a girl's head)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# erm
can you translate that a picture?
thousand words etc
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Poligen Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# yes
hold on while I google "the bird"...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)