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# A band called This Providence.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# he's holding a lightbulb
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# he's sexing it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# seems like he's sexing the light bulb
jokes on him when it heats up! MWAH!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# teh piss!
is strong!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# is he getting a blowjob from a glowing bald man?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# lucky git.....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# because YOU want to be fellated by a glowing bald MAN....?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# who wouldnt?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# people who prefer to be fellated by women.
look it up.

women...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# what is this
Woe-man?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# OI, Dix!
there's a 15 year old person who wants to know about women here.
try to convert him to your ways, then you'll never be without sex :P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# that didnt sound good...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# hehe
bend over.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# you scare me.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# HE scares you?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# wummins?
sexes?!

what's happening!

sounds good :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# No such thing as conversion...
Just lots of lovely temporary confusion ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# are you coming out
live on B3ta?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# b3ta...
Aha! ninja!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# sorry I'm very drunk right now
and being felated by a woman

(such is the reward for a B3ta front page)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# O_o
lucky git :P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# that could have been me!
btw... where'd my comic go from the popular page? i swear it was just over the virgin one, with the police line thing...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# It's a highly polished
gail porter.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# now rub it in her head
make it shiney
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# it's already shiny
if it gets any more reflective there'll be a 80ft wide burn region with all the reflected sunlight

my god, she's turned into some kind of japanese cartoon monster

hmm, maybe she does hentai
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# *looks up*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I'm sure he'd let you suck his cock if you asked
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# but then you'll be left out
or not.........
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I'm sure I can find something else to keep me amused
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# ahhh yeah-ah baby
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# hmm... your head's looking awefully shiny...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# in a Joey style?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# isn't that "how you doin'?"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I don't know
I have never been fellated by him.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# he has a number
the main one being how'r you doin? but he uses the yeah'ah baby at some point, i know this because i'm a (Friends)freak.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# he's got the sun in his hands!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# CAREFULL OF YOUR NECK MATE!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# says you.
to yourself...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# i say it every morning when i wake up
just to make sure, i wont get burned. again.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# live and learn.
or in your case, live and burn.

oooh! i went there!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# you went there
and your not coming back
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# shit. it's like a bottomless pit.
with scissors.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# scittomless pit?
pittemless bot?

scary no matter how you look at it

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Is he grasping his big glowy cock?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# do they know
Rockin' All Over The World?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# aceley
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)