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(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yay!
I worked for them, its shit!!!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
#
i love this challenge - all the pics should be made into a standalone site!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Good idea.
They've all been really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# that
is a rather good idea.... off you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I'll wait till next week then
I'll blag the challenge page(s) and do it then.

Remind me you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# blimey!
...I'm sure someone will.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Do it! Do it!
It didn't occur until after I'd suggested it just quite how libellous this entire challenge could be, but hell, it's lots of fun!
(Glis, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Why are you a bitter bastid today?
?
(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# me moderator on this shite.. Christ!
www.livegigguide.com/members/groups/feeder/mb/mb.asp?MBid=43

sick of em! Sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Dear lord.
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Yep that is fairly crazy...u r one of the lukyest person i know.

do u know Feeder's e-mail were they can actualy read them?

lol i need contact with Feeder.

P.S. u havnt had tea and biscuets with them have u?

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(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# What's your bosses number then?
or even better...E-mail address???!!! I'll send this link to them for you
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Notice the phrase
'workED'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Actually
my sister bought some cheap chicken nuggets in there, and they were actually made out of chicken meat, rather than the processed chickenny mush that most supermarkets sell. They were rather nice, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# that weren't
no chicken, boy
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)
# There are laws in this country, you know
I read the ingredients, its said chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# i like the way
you had to check to be sure :-)
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I read the box while
I was cooking them, actually. I had already "commited" to eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ha ha
Ive just been sent the "Are you a Pikey" test. One of the questions is "Have you ever shopped at Iceland or Bejam?"

I was 43 % pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# was one of the questions
Have you ever eaten Findus Crispy Pancakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Do you have a website address
for the are you a pikey quiz?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# afraid not
was e-mailed to me a long time ago.
Ask him up there ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Oi, him up there!
i'll look for it on google anyway
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# no mention of crispy pancakes
but I'll be having them for tea tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# We love Lidls
They rule. I like their cheap beer and they have wobbly Euro biscuits which you can buy and laugh at. And sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Yep!
And you can buy a widescreen telly, made by Yakutatsuatamassalata (or some other brand you've never heard of) for 50p!

Yay for Lidl!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# And cheap toys for the kids
and the best lighters for our gas oven ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Sausages?
From Lidl's?

When you absolutely, positively want to guarantee the presence of no pork...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)
# They are all German
They know about sausages, pay attention.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Thread Hijackaroonie
Anyone up for a bit of snowboarding next sat nigh at Tamworth/Birmingham Snowdome then get yersen over to the pub schedualiser on m3ss3nger

/threadjack
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Aaarf
I've just been shopping there !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# did you cary
your shopping home in your pony and trap?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah bruvvah
it only cost me one bob two bob thee bob aloobob

Aaarr muvvah die
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Lucky
Hether sir, yoo gotta luckee face.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# just to add at this point that I did
once grace lidl when I was a student. I soon upgraded to morrisons.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Stuck up
snob ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# yup... that's
me. I only buy my food from fortnum and mason's now. And I know this absolutely *darling* little deli on the king's road.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)