I was watching a documentary the other day on this very subject.
after purchasing his food the alpha male member of the Zeezeetop tribe goes home, smothers his body with chip fat and then finally gives birth after 12 painstaking months.
(Paedosmileservice with a grin.,
Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30,
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Mum?
(IndieSingerwatch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl,
Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30,
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clearly in need of more chips
to maintain that stunning physique
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30,
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Why is he looking at the menu
like he's never been in a chip shop before?
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:33,
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Hahahahaha!
Your chipper doesn't seem to have much on offer in the heater things, mine are always full of various battered things and deep fried pies.