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# awww
wanna come to my swingers one?



we've got all the best swings...big ones, little ones, ones that take two people and ones that have handles
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# SWINGS!
Yaaaay.

as long as they're not those ones with the bendy seats that means the chains stick in your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# or the bum shaped ones
that are infact two big for ya bum so ya end up sitting on the "groove"


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# heh, nothing's too big for my bum.
My bum is like Bernard Black's ex girlfriend's.

Comfy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# hehehehehe
i bet its not that big. its a fact, all women say "my bums HUGE" when infact, mines bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# No, seriously.
It's a well known fact in my house that my bum is a big round thing.

But it's useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# i bet it is!
you haven't changed ya sig
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Oh, good point
I meant to do that earlier but I got all caught up in the b3tary goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# For sitting on?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# and leaning on.
But sitting is it's main function.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've always
found that arses are very good for sitting on.

Very well designed, bums are.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Some bums
Some poor people don't have proper bums though. I pity them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Some people
have very proper bums.

They're the sort of bums who fart politely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *sits on captain wows bum*
you're right, it is comfy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# The bigger the cushion,
The sweeter the pushin'.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# i generally stand up on swings
as i'm very cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I'm too scaredy for all of that.
Plus I'm really clumsy so it's tempting fate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# big bums take ages to get warm
but then they do stay warm for ages too

edit: replied t othe wrong post :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# My bum is always cold
And I never knew why until now.

*feels*

Yup, that and my haunches are actually quite cold even now. I can't feel it, but it's true.

*mystified* thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# "roll up roll up!"
"COME ONE AND ALL AND BE AMAISED AT THE COLD COLD ARSE OF CAPTAIN WOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# They'd best pay
I'm not letting people fondle my bounteous wares for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# 1 groat and a pickel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I only like whole pickles
So if they were slices you or the manwife could have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# whole ones
*passes groat and pickle*


*feels bum*


*gets cold*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *fondles*
*hands over pieces of 8*

'nings, Cap'n!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Good ning my chop faced matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)