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# Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# The Lamest Get your excuse in Early Ever...
"Yeah Vader.. It don't matter.. 'cos even if you beat me I'm still the best"
bet He wouldn't have been saying that if he'd kicked Vaders Ass...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *strikes*
thats 3....YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Bring it on.
*draws cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# bring it on!!!
*draws ass-cuts*



oww!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# :D
The horrible thing is I can't actually wrangle a cutlass really. I'm trained in Talhoffer style fighting but that's more Big Bastard Swords, really.

Well, the bit I did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Aphex doesn't think I'm scary
Can you tell him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I still love the fact
that there's actually a sword called a 'Bastard Sword'.

That's the weapon I'd want.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I don't know what my sword would be called really.
I just call it a hand-and-a-half sword, as that's what it's always been called around me.

It's rather large. And in two pieces now the tang's snapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah
longswords were otherwise known as Bastard Swords apparently.

Truly inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# In Vagrant Story there's a weapon called a
Pink Squirrel.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Haha
yes there is, and I remember it well.

There are some really stupid names in RPGs.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# That's why we love them....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# That's a hand-and-a-half sword
You can swing it one handed if you're well-trained, but it can also be used two-handed. They're sort of between a zwei-hander and a longsword.
Aragorn's spethial sword in Return of the King is a bastard sword.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# *doesn't know any of the words*
Except 'PULL THE BLOODY BLOW WOMAN, YOU ALMOST TOOK MY FACE OFF'

Pfft. I'm much better now....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I have most of these styles.
I must bring them to a bash one day, so we can all compare weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *grills cutlets*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)