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# I scribbled a drawing of my better half while she was watching TV...


couldn't think of anything funny to post, pah
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# *animates a snot*
tis a very good sketch!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# 'ning matey!
Am I supposed to google "wrinkly blessing" and get grossed out now?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
no,

it's a euphemism for a lady's underparts that i made up, and made myself lol with
so i put it there to make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Haha!
I read that as "ladys underpants" first, which is even funnier.

"Then she stood on a chair and I caught a quick glimpse of her wrinkly blessing"

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# i was giggling to myslef earlier
i can't stop :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Good job you don't work in a call centre... ah.
Try and think of it whenever you're talking to someone really pompous =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# i don't actually do any calls though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I do though.
It's very hard to b3ta and take calls all at once- but I'm sure people just think I'm cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Haha - it's okay until you find a REALLY funny post...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, fair enough.
So will you be on the board at all after Monday?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# evenings maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# It's the end of an era!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# did you show it her then fart really loudly and run away giggling?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Only
after I'd flicked bogies at her
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Announces "You can be my wingman anytime"...
...gets back to playing not-at-all-homoerotic baby-oiled-up volleyball on deck
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# nice sketch
i'm liking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# are you conjoined?
(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I wish I could draw like that...



like that =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Is it Michelle Mcmanus?
The Scottish singing superstar?.....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Sniffle
I thought you were all nice on here...

*drinks bleach*
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I'm sorry - was just an observation
I'm sure your girlfriend isn't a 20stone heffer... (hopes)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# i've had her
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# that is a great sketch!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# ^this aswell.... obviously
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)