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# ANGRY PIG IS ANGRY

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Again?!
*sigh*

Maybe this sandwich will cheer him up
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I had crumpets for breakfast
I wish I had eaten that sandwich instead

cor!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Works for me.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Don't be angry Angry Pig!
Think of jam instead!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I bet the angrier he gets
the tastier his bacons
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no he just gets bitterer and bittererer
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# oh
it's alaways sad when the potential for a pleasant bacon sandwich is reduced :/
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# soz.
he's not a happy pig.
you could try boiling him in coca-cola though, a la nigella lawson. nice and sweet and tender.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# why would you boil
nigella lawson in coke?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Nah
yer stress affects the eating quality.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# could always make a casserole?
add a few spices, who'd know?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Mmmmm
casserole. Dang it, now you've made me feel the hungers.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)