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# Using the 'Change one letter for very mild amusement' rule...


*sighs*
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Nice seams, matron!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# raaaar!
me = newbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# and welcome!
now shop us a picture or we'll give you a chinese burn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# That was a nicer reply than I was expecting them to get
especially given some on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# dont say burn
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# BURN, BABY, BURN
DISCO INFERNO!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Look Out! You'll catch his neck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I'm working on one for funday Friday
...is that ok with you, boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I wait in violent anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# this should be good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# J PEASMOULD GRUNTFUTTOCK
PASS THE HAT TO H0LY_J0E
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# won't. My hat - I'm keeping it...
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# TO KEEP THE HAT YOU MUST SHAME YOURSELF FURTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# GIVE ME ALL TEH HATS RIGHT NOWZZ
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# WE NEED A SHAME-OFF
THE PERSON WHO POSTS THE MOST SHAMEFUL PUN WINS THE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6561098
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# GIVE MUGATU THE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# :O
Please make this into a poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about that...give me a couple of minutes
*Opens Photoshop, does a rubbish mash*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Seamless! I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
whatever happened to this series?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# You mean like 'Sweet Trolley' - a collection of adorable trolls....?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Or 'Napkin' - One of the tiny sleep nymphs....?
© Bill Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# we all got so terribly bored of it.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# how could that have possibly happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# NOT REALLY!
psyche!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oh you!..........
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I don;t know,
i think I lacked encouragement post weekend, and then christmas came around, and the big pun off too....

www.b3ta.com/board/5417697
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# cor
good cocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Not really,
I don't think the work Aardilope has been used much over teh years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I try to use it at least 3.2 times a week
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Well between me and you then.
that must mean it is used at least 5.7 times a week....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# *calls Oxford English Dictionary to protest*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hhahahahahahhahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Heh, why is it always the big burly men that want to be girlies?
NING all! Dee da diddle iddle dum, da dee da dum dee dooooo daaah.

That's ding dong merrily on high, if you don't realise. I'm feeling festive as I'm planning to trip to go and get tree and decorations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel
is one of my favourite words.
make sure you buy lots and lots of tinsel.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# And one of my favourite things.
I wear it like a boa, I wrap it round my bunches.....


Ooooh, lovely. And I'm going to get one of them candle arches for the window.

First Christmas for me and Boo on our own in our little house! Yes, we will be having friends over but it's the first one that we'll be doing properly....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# I wish I could get into the festive spirit as much as some people
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# *climbs onto mugatu, covers him with decorations and lovely tinsel and screams GIDDY UP RUDOLPH!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
#
covers him with decorations and lovely tinsel and screams GIDDY UP RUDOLPH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# 'ning Cap'n and all
christmas already?
i think i'll begin feeling festive around December 23
since all the merchants started hitting me in the face with their christmas decorations and apparel in September
kills my mood in advance every year

but don't let yours being destroyed by mine...
i'm an unfestive asshole, really
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I don't usually get festive until much later
It's only because I've been looking at trees and decorations all morning.

First there's the not-so-small matter of MY BIRTHDAY to attend to...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# aaaahhhh
already heard yesterday
another 8 days now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# EEEEEE YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# uhhhhhh....
quotes....
"I'm giving myself a 5/10 for this one. Might as well get some semi-praise from somewhere."

No, you befuddled fool, its shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Uh-oh, I think someone's jealous of my l33t skillz...

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I believe you mean
Ski11z0rz!!!!one!eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I hope those apostrophes are ironic, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *long drawn-out sigh*
*places on top of teetering pile*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I promise to stop*
* As truthful as Richard Nixon
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
#
you know I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# cour'se they are
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# :O
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
The big bovine slab of leopardskin, and the three bow-legged webbed rear feet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# You know what?
It tooks ages to really fuck up the background on that one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# seamiest of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# It's wrong that I quite like seamhorses, isn't it?
It's like liking...stepping in poo or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I actually do love them
they make me laugh the mostest.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Seamshorses are the best of all things.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
How about removing one letter?

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# A new angle!
Just a small twist, and you've turned it on it's head! This'll keep me busy for weeks! Ta!
(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)