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# yay for Plecs
they rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I bought what I thought was a pleccy once
It turned out it was a catfish or something and it ate all my other fish - the bastard.

Oh and 'Ning' peeps.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Plecs are veggies
catfish aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Plecs are omnivorous dude.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# and omnipresent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# and omnipotent
They just don't want much, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# mine aren't
they don't even eat bacon.

they like lettuce, cucumber and potato though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Nice one!
They live for fucking ages (quite happily) out of water too. I used to put mine on the coffee table and laugh at them.

*edit: have you tried them with bloodworm (gamma radiated)? They seem to like that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# they only tend to feed after all the others have had their nosh
so they go straight for the pleco wafers.

I occasionaly use bloodworm and other stuff, but it gets eaten up by all the carnivores first!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Pleccy sounds a bit like 'speccy',
as in ZX Spectrum 48K. That was a good computer. I know nothing about fish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# mmmm rubber keys
can you get kboards like that these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# No.
Not really. Real computing fun died when keyboards went plastic.
What a horrible, hard-keyed world we live in now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ^ this.
it's so wearing on the fingertips
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I have a glow-in-the-dark rubber keyboard!
But it's shite and unreliable.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# my Dymo labelpoint 150 has rubber keys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Surely some Budding Alan Sugar
Has started putting modern Hardware into 'Retro' Keyboards.. And if not.. Why not...
*Runs to the Dragons Den*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Alan Sugar!!?
He's the bastard that *got rid* of speccy rubber funs*. Don't you remember what he did with the Spectrum +2?





*Except that the 48K+ and 128K had already de-rubbered. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I only used his name so I didn't have to try and spell entrepreneur..
*Ahem*

I Had a 48k and a Plus 2A...
48k was a lot more Cuddly..

And Alan Sugar was is and ever shall be.. a Twatpie
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# I looked at his website the other day.
His company only sell two things; a shaver of some sort and an animated electronic Alan Sugar Apprentice doll.

It's fantastic; get a business man with nothing to sell onto a TV programme about being the apprentice of a 'powerful businessman' in order for his company to be able to actually sell a product. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah.. On the American one.. It's Trump... Who is actually amazingly Successful...
(Despite Being a Prink)
Sugar on the other hand is mainly an Asset Stripper who runs down Companies and crashes bad Football teams...

And those Planted Contestants have to suck up and say...
Ooooh You're such an inspiration...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Trump's no genius
I read somewhere that given the amount of money he inherited, he'd have been just as rich putting the cash in the bank at normal interest rates. Sugar, for all his faults, is a self-made man...

www.danablankenhorn.com/2006/10/the_lie_of_an_e.html
(Mondob3ta, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Close enough though actually
because the fish and the computer are similar in many ways.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I'd list some of them, but I've got to go now.
Bye.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Send me an email with the list.
I am [email protected].

Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)