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(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love plecos. I used to have one called Jeff, and he was the boss of all the fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I got 4!
There's Mr Big Plec
Mr Medium Plec
and the 2 little Mr Little Plecs

(kids named em)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# They are fantastic
Jeff was (and probably still is, he was the ex's fish really even if I did love him the mostest) about 8 inches long, and all camo print. Lovely boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# cor!
I need to take piccies of my fishies.

as well as the plecs, I have Silver Sharks, polka dot loaches, Clown loaches, bronze catfish, a khuli loach, a gazillion guppies (inc 2 current sets of babies), sand line gobys, bumblebee gobies, platies, mollies, lampeyes, chinese paradise fish, a solitary angel, a siamese fighter, and a variety of other odds and sods

/fish blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Food.
It's cychlids or nothing (although the odd snakehead is funny).

*edit: a flock of monos are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I haven't ventured down the cichlid route yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# They're funny!
It's trial and error until you get a few that can stand the sight of each other though. There's nothing sadder than a tilapia quivering in fear.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# We had a sharky.
He ws black with a red tail. He thought he was lord of the tank but Jeff beat him up a few times, to bring him down a few pegs. Just a casual BANG with his tail accidentallyonpurpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# my friends red tipped shark was called Feargal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Ours was called naughty sharky bad boy NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I love things that happen accidentallyonpurpose
Its the best way.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# It is *devious*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Clown loaches
are brilliant fish.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# mine was called edgar.
he died :(
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Did you tell him off?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# no i buried him.
*sad*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# You should always tell off pets when they die, in front of the other ones so they don't get any ideas.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# i shall take that under advisement.
*does so*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# ^^ this
will remember this in the future I should have made the other pets watch when we had a pony put down the other week.. Get ill and we'll do this to you.. DO YOU HEAR ME..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# the other Mr Medium Plec died too
they are all together now though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# aw, poor mr medium plec.
i didn't realise how much i loved edgar til he was gone.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# they are in plec heaven now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# my Dad has had some albino plecs for about 10 years now
they were only meant to be small but they grew huge and had to have their own tank each
i thnk that they have both died this year though
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I can't stand albino fish, especially plec and catfish
they give me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# they weren't albino when he bought them :¬S
they went like that about a months afterwards
apparently they are quite rare - especially the big ones
he got them for about £4 each and was offered a lot of money for them by the guy who he got them off in the first place
but they stayed in our house
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# yay for Plecs
they rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I bought what I thought was a pleccy once
It turned out it was a catfish or something and it ate all my other fish - the bastard.

Oh and 'Ning' peeps.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Plecs are veggies
catfish aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Plecs are omnivorous dude.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# and omnipresent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# and omnipotent
They just don't want much, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# mine aren't
they don't even eat bacon.

they like lettuce, cucumber and potato though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Nice one!
They live for fucking ages (quite happily) out of water too. I used to put mine on the coffee table and laugh at them.

*edit: have you tried them with bloodworm (gamma radiated)? They seem to like that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# they only tend to feed after all the others have had their nosh
so they go straight for the pleco wafers.

I occasionaly use bloodworm and other stuff, but it gets eaten up by all the carnivores first!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Pleccy sounds a bit like 'speccy',
as in ZX Spectrum 48K. That was a good computer. I know nothing about fish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# mmmm rubber keys
can you get kboards like that these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# No.
Not really. Real computing fun died when keyboards went plastic.
What a horrible, hard-keyed world we live in now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ^ this.
it's so wearing on the fingertips
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I have a glow-in-the-dark rubber keyboard!
But it's shite and unreliable.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# my Dymo labelpoint 150 has rubber keys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Surely some Budding Alan Sugar
Has started putting modern Hardware into 'Retro' Keyboards.. And if not.. Why not...
*Runs to the Dragons Den*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Alan Sugar!!?
He's the bastard that *got rid* of speccy rubber funs*. Don't you remember what he did with the Spectrum +2?





*Except that the 48K+ and 128K had already de-rubbered. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I only used his name so I didn't have to try and spell entrepreneur..
*Ahem*

I Had a 48k and a Plus 2A...
48k was a lot more Cuddly..

And Alan Sugar was is and ever shall be.. a Twatpie
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# I looked at his website the other day.
His company only sell two things; a shaver of some sort and an animated electronic Alan Sugar Apprentice doll.

It's fantastic; get a business man with nothing to sell onto a TV programme about being the apprentice of a 'powerful businessman' in order for his company to be able to actually sell a product. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah.. On the American one.. It's Trump... Who is actually amazingly Successful...
(Despite Being a Prink)
Sugar on the other hand is mainly an Asset Stripper who runs down Companies and crashes bad Football teams...

And those Planted Contestants have to suck up and say...
Ooooh You're such an inspiration...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Trump's no genius
I read somewhere that given the amount of money he inherited, he'd have been just as rich putting the cash in the bank at normal interest rates. Sugar, for all his faults, is a self-made man...

www.danablankenhorn.com/2006/10/the_lie_of_an_e.html
(Mondob3ta, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Close enough though actually
because the fish and the computer are similar in many ways.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I'd list some of them, but I've got to go now.
Bye.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Send me an email with the list.
I am [email protected].

Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)