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# I'm sick of this bloody email....
This is all I can imagine when I view this pic.
Damn those cunning kitten terrorists.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# suicide kittens!
The newest weapon in the war against infidels!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *joins the army*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# the kitten stroking army!?
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Yep.
Is it the one titled about Israeli soldiers?

I received that from a Jewish friend of mine, and had to point out that most of the piccys were quite clearly American soldiers.

Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# This one is supposed to be for UK, US and Canada
But the pics are of all sorts.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I recognise that kittin!


Great minds, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Does that mean it's a crap suidice kitty?!
as in it's not already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Most suicide bombers are alive before the bombing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# ah but they're dead inside
except the alive ones
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Wow.
Really? Are you an expert on terrrrr?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I am
Well, I am according to the girls at my old school, wh called me a terrorist when they found out I was of Jewish descent.


I still don't entirely get their point but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# jews are responsible for all the wars in the world
william wallace said so
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah but he's Australian
You can't trust a word they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# William Wallace is Mel Gibson AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# *pats*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# GIVE ME MY FIVE POUNDS DAMNIT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Fey!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Yes?
You spelt my name wrong by the way....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You expect me to memorise
the spellings of all the names? That I would do! Fey!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# No, just mine!
F-A-E

Fae. Interesting facts about me.

FAE
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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The abbreviation FAE may refer to:

fetal alcohol effects
Field Applications Engineer
fuel-air explosive
fundamental attribution error
The 'F-A-E' Sonata, jointly written by Robert Schumann, Johannes Brahms, and Albert Dietrich
The IATA code for Vágar Airport on the Faroe Islands
Fae is also a name for the inhabitants of the realm of Faerie (i.e., fairies).

Fae is also a character race introduced to Everquest II in EverQuest II: Echoes of Faydwer

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I expect the most applicable to you would be
Field Applications Engineer.


Which makes you dull.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# :(
FAIRLY AWESOME EWE, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# You spelt 'you' wrong.
And I shan't mention your grammar. But ta, it's nice to get a bit of accolade for once on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Be good or I'll stop oiling your axles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# :D
That's the porn copied across.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# AHh yours is much lullier than mine
I'm stuck at work with mspaint and bored!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Yes. Bloody suicide
cats. I've seen one running towards a group of innocent youths with a lit banger up its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 'opens up a can of jihad'
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Is that the Jihad with little mini sausages in it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# nice 'n spicy Jihad
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Mmmm they are lovely
made with mechanically recovered chicken - whatever the hell that is...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# as far as i'm aware
mechanically recovered meat is the stuff that's scraped from the bones, i.e. to get every last bit of chicken possible from the carcus.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# waste not want not
as my granny used to say
but then she used to shit herself.
and piss herself. she said a lot of stupid things now that i think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Eeeewwww!
Don't think I'll be eating tinned hotdogs again then.... Haha cheers!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# mmm
not recovered from the floor of the slaughterhouse then?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *clicks*
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Did you hear about the two owls playing pool?
One of them fouled and said to the other
"2 hits!"
"2 hits to who?" he replied...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Argh!
Get that terrible joke away from my computer!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Thats my revenge for all the punnage!
:oP''
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# That joke is
too shit to woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# That soldier's gonna get blown up!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)