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# yay!
and the man has come round to fix my boiler, so maybe I'll be warm soon
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Huzzah !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Classic porn scenario.
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
has he come to check the pipes..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# he's a bit chubby
not my taste at all. I did make him a cup of tea, though
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# any sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# plenty of bumcrack
if that's your sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# If Captain Wow
was filling the kettle there wouldve been....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Because I would have weed in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# It'll interfere with his 'tache, shurely?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ^this
"yeah baby, c'mon, fix my boiler!"

Edit:
reminds me of the worst bit of porn i've ever seen

"yes, Mr. Electrician, the fuse box is right this way"
"um... Miss, why's there lying straw all 'round here?"
"and why are YOU wearing a gas mask?"
"well, you could give me a blowjob now that we're here..."

5 stars for the storyline
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# "My, it's getting hot in here, don't you think?"
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I just need to increase the pressure...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Let's undress, just to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Motherfucker's
gonna drop the pressure.
/Mylo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)