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# What a horrid drizzly rainy miserable day
Never mind ! Here's Carlos and Pedro to cheer us all up ....



'Noon all !

edit/ subconsciously inspired by Joel Veitch of rathergood.com
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# oooh lovely
I'm happy



but still bloody freezing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ayyyy hijole!

lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Yay!
All cheered :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# yay!
and the man has come round to fix my boiler, so maybe I'll be warm soon
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Huzzah !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Classic porn scenario.
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
has he come to check the pipes..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# he's a bit chubby
not my taste at all. I did make him a cup of tea, though
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# any sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# plenty of bumcrack
if that's your sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# If Captain Wow
was filling the kettle there wouldve been....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Because I would have weed in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# It'll interfere with his 'tache, shurely?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ^this
"yeah baby, c'mon, fix my boiler!"

Edit:
reminds me of the worst bit of porn i've ever seen

"yes, Mr. Electrician, the fuse box is right this way"
"um... Miss, why's there lying straw all 'round here?"
"and why are YOU wearing a gas mask?"
"well, you could give me a blowjob now that we're here..."

5 stars for the storyline
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# "My, it's getting hot in here, don't you think?"
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I just need to increase the pressure...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Let's undress, just to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Motherfucker's
gonna drop the pressure.
/Mylo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
They are wicked!

Reminds me of the mexican band in the Fast Show.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yay for this!
and sombreros.
Odd, it's a hot sunny day here but I won't rub it in, oh no.
'noon 'bitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# 'Noon lully 'pot !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *sends in the clowns*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Eh?
Please don't. I don't like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# What's 'we like the moon' in thpanish?
Just reminds me of the spong monkeys, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# "tenemos gusto de la luna" apparently...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Doesn't flow, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# No - we like the moon is much easier.
EDIT: I've just read your myspazz bulletin, and now I'm dying to know what your really rude special talent is =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I like the moon.
But I like Neptune the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# there's a uranus joke around here somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Don't pick it up though, it's been touched by all boys under the age of 35.
Blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# The best ever Uranus joke was on Futurama:
"We don't call it Uranus any more, we renamed it to stop those schoolboy jokes"
"So what's it called now?"
"Urectum"

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# queremos la luna
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I stand corrected... =)
In other news - hello stranger!

*hugs tentatively*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# or
yo gusto la luna
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I believe it's
"Me gusta la luna," or, "Nos gusta la luna"

Lit., The moon pleases me/us.

/pedanto
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# nos gusta la luna is correct
in spanish when you like something its the other way around the object likes you...

"me gusta patatas" literally means potatoes like me 'gusta' meaning he/she/it likes.


This is how my spanish ex explained it to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Blimey ! You are so right !
I hadn't thought of it like that !

*nods to Joel*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# He's an influential young go-getter
With eyes aflame and.... yeah.

Actually, I don't know Joel, so he could not be. But I hope he is. Because you see, then it's his eyes aflame and rob's hair aflame. Which is nice.
*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Captain I agree with everything you just said
er....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# It's probably for the best.
Do you know what I did last night? I painted a picture of a jellyfish (this is actually true) using indian ink. Excelp the jellyfish was white and I just painted in the negative space around it, like that episode of Buffy when Dawn is doing negative space in part class with that boy she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!
You are Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# oh yes.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)