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# I want you to do a me zombie :(
but I fear I am not important enough....

Edit: How rude,

Woo!

Edit Edit: Also, is that Zig or Zag imprinted on it in blood also?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# same here :(
*buys book on how to become important on b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Me three
*writes book on how to become popular*
*book fails because author knows nothing about the subject*
*profits*
*loses lots of money*

Bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *forms end of the waiting line about 15000 lightyears away*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Step 1
Be talented or have lots of hummus
2. Keep within posting guidelines.
3. If above fails and you're not female, have a sex change.
4. erm...
5. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# i thought it was half of strongbad's head
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# just send me a picture
the address and details are in my profile.
If I get time I will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# My photo is here:
www.wheelybird.plus.com/wheelybird_9165.jpg

:D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# *looks all shy and sheepish*
Me too Sir? Pweeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)