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# It's a war out there!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Yes.
I for one advocate indoor wars. Perhaps under a nice dome or something. That'd be cosier.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I had a war in my basement once
was a bit dark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# is that a euphamism for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# gut trouble
shoiley
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# screaming shitloss?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Nerf wars
always fun until you break one of mums pot cats.

Then fun blaming your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# much of your post confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I thought it was just me.
My brain fever has been causing me to hallucinate words.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Like a fox!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yes I would.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Don't go trying to excuse yourself, you befeathered shagmagnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Well you're right.
Shag does tend to stick to me when I roll around on carpets. But it's electrostatics and nought to do with magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# not halfzware shag then?
Which is terbaccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Oh,
about quarter past one I think, and a bit cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Yes, I realise that but what is is in KILOGRAMMES?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I only know weights in bags of sugar.
In bags of sugar, twenty-four.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# You leave Kiefer out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *stands in background waving a placard saying 'Hi Mum'"*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# was your dad a drunk?
nerf was cool!
although as you get older... you realise there's more effect if you just clobber someone with the plastic gun!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# You're strange
as he is an alchoholic, yeah. But no, I blame him for most things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# oh
*awkward silence*

well you see... erm...
*gives Capt Wow a comforting prod*
*runs away*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Oh, no, it's ok.
I'm suprisingly well adjusted, as my mum says. It's just left me with a GCSE in How To Look After Pissed Big Fat Men. The main premise of which being 'fuck off, I'm not trying to move him. Is he breathing? Well then, leave him till he wakes up'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *trips*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# you can't kill the big one with just one shot shoe-oily?
you need to keep firing for ages - until your keyboard breaks or your finger does!!!!

I protest!

and woo.


I protest and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# "These babies tend to heat up so i recommend firing in 3 second bursts!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# me = waynes world 2
you = aliens

oui??
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Don't worry
That's not the big one
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *awaits sequel*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I DEMAND A BIG ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Shut your pie hole
You'll get your big one
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I've been saying that for years mate
Don't hold your breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6613466
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# me too!
*loobs*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hoorays!
i like this very muchly!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# That's most woo!
But remember, folks: war is not a game:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# True
But 'War games' is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Aye, you've got me there.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hello Joshua.
would you like to play a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *remebers modem*
*laughs*

*uses same modem to connect to internet*
*cries*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)