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# Chicken got pooned
(daharris, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# fuck me in the raping hole!
you have broken the fucking internets!
I'm off to bed so i don't care!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# ?
:-(
(daharris, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# he means that picture is 134k
when the guidelines recommend around 50k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ah
'when the guidelines recommend around 50k'

ah my bad
(daharris, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I never even noticed that
my right-click skills are waning, I'm losing my nazi powers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I'm too pissed to care
but hubare didn't explain his rant

edit - oh, yes he did, just a few minutes after
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# where's the fun in that...
...
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# that's what makes for a better rant
a lack of explanation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I suppose it's not ranting
if it's carefully structured and politely informative
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# actually the general instanazi of the board has been going down a bit recently
maybe folk are feeling more fluffy due to the time of year
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# ^this
i've noticed that... maybe as christmas is approaching
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# maybe it's the dawn of a new age of peace, love and happiness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I think its more to do with people that complain
realising that no one's actually been a nazi for months and months. At least not in the 2k over way that it's supposedly aimed at.

I only mention it when things are 80-100k, it seems fair, I go to the trouble of making my pictures near the asked for size, why shouldn't anyone else? We are all guests here after all.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# yes
didn't really notice this time, tho I'm sure if someone manages to post a 700k png epic the reaction will be quite appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# My wifi slows to a crawl at times
so even 60k images load slowly at times.

But I bite my lip as it's near enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# is it possible someone's helping themselves to it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# no I think it's all secure
just that I'm trying to acess it through a couple of walls :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# heh
get another computer and try to hack it to check how secure it is, but walls probably killing it, what naughty walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# eventhough 54g is meant to 'hop' around to avoid interference...
... it never happens that way... mine used to go loopy when i was using the microwave...
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)
#
*makes 101kb image*
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# you can't help being a cunt can you...
ARF!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# to be honest, I don't find that funny.
I've had people on here call me a cunt in all seriousness, so I can't be sure that you're joking.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# don't be daft... you big arse!
You're one of the few people on here with genuine talent who isn't an utter minge... at least ur on here all day, rather than just to post your images...

no names mind you!

*points gun-shaped fingaz* You're alright!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I know you call me a cunt as a term of endearment
but with some of the abuse that's been thrown around here recently it gets confusing.

Is it just me or is B3ta going through a bit of an arsey period?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# B3ta's been going through an "Arsey Period" for the last 4 years.
Ever since I started visiting here when I was at Uni. It's always been the same.
(The Wigmeister, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# dunno... I think it's best to try and switch off from it...
most of the time... as soon as 5.30 comes along, b3ta disappears...
but it's always been cliquey...
i suppose it changes when certain people within a clique don't come on as often...

anyways... i'm off... going to watch Newcastle away tomorrow...
don't let it get you down... I've seen your work... you don't need our approval ;)
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I dunno
it seemed a bit more fluffy to me

but it's so hard to read sarcasm and wit in text form at times without it coming across as screaming fucking abuse at times

I have no idea really, I should have been asleep hours ago :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# OH NOES
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

:D
(The Wigmeister, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# it probably is really
do you have a boat filled with tins of soup?

oh, and a few can openers?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# I have a boat.
It is beautiful and pea green.

But some chavs dressed as an owl and a pussycat nicked it, the fuckers.
(The Wigmeister, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# oh
we're doomed then

:(

haha :D doomed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# ..
fixed
(daharris, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Don't change it for me
I wasn't that bothered :P

Good pic btw: even if I don't entirely undertand it
(The Wigmeister, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# quick hide!
*points at 131kb 40kb bit* w00 fixed :D

edit : G'nite B3ta peeps n co
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# 50kb limit on still images...
... i;m grumpy and tired...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# O_O
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# this is an factual representational thingy of the internets!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# what is this
pwn?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# omg!
"etc"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# pwn=own as in "owned" or pwned
as in "kicked the shit out of" in one form or another
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Oh
I assumed you lot on here would know what 'leet speak ' is :P
(daharris, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Lolz0rz!111!(ONE!!!!!11111111111)
w3 r a11 t3h l33t!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# i'm not too sure myself...
i think pwned is Owned...

and omg is just normally a picture of a dog/cat/animal which it's mouth open with the "OMG!" caption... some are pretty funny
(likeajackhammer, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# BIGGER


/edit fixed. woo to pic by the way :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# you've got a purty mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# WHAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)