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# Took my missus shopping in London last week,
she wanted to try all these shops, and I couldnt be arsed. 'give us a fiver and I'll go to the pub for ten minutes' I said, and off I went. Got around the corner and bumped into this prostitute. She said 'fancy a shag love'. I looked at her and said 'nah, only got this fiver.
'wont ge much for that round here'she said. Anywho, after a pint I goes back to meet the missus. Down the road, the prostitute was there. She shouted 'TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH FOR A FIVER ROUND HERE'.

Boom boom.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Chubby?
Chubby Brown?

How ya doing old man?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
# One of his is it,
dont like him personally ;-o

Howd you get a nun pregnant?


Rape her in the cunt.

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# I have no idea
But it sounded like the sort of joke he'd come out with. Can't stand him personally!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Just seen your 5000 post pic,

*fwaps*

Sweet dreams tonight for me.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)
# I believe I still have that saved on my laptop
and come to think of it, on my backed up my documents dvd.
Two copies, does that make me a stalker?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)
# Seems reasonable to me.
Rather fine looking, what.
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# I always try to grow my own
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Very good,
if only I could animate.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Hitler hated jews
jews rhymes with poos.

This is why he had to be stopped.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)
# i'd rather listen to hitler than paul.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)
# even if he was singing...
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Its the new hippo!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# that would be better than 'hey jude'.
i hate that crappy song. not as bad as that 'o-bla-di' nonsense, but nothing is, really.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# lalala I'm not listening
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# that was from...
...the white power album, right?

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Happiness is a warm gun!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)
# happiness doesn't exist.
we are either depressed or delusional. warm guns change nothing.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Speak for yourself mate.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# i speak only for myself.
and the damned.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Quite like the damned,
more of a stiff little fingers guy myself, goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)
# you are Charles Manson AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)
# when you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide!
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# Da do do do, Do da da da,
that is all I have to say to you!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Mr. Kite,
Shirley?
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# hahaha!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Yes
That being the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:07, archived)
# *Definately missing something*
Edit: *googles*
Hmm, never been called a Kike/Kyke before :S
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:20, archived)
#
for the benefit of mr kite was a beatles song from their sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band album, and kike is a nasty name for a jew
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
#
yes I just googled it, but I was refering to the fact I had never heard of the phrase kike.. but reading up on it's history it's not suprising!
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)
#
why are you whispering?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
#
HE STARTED IT!
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:30, archived)
# No need to shout,
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:32, archived)