
I suggest you deal with your traumatic family issues as soon as you can
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34,
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Maybe he just likes poo an awful lot. Can't a chap express a simple fecal obsession in public without somebody coming along and robbing him of his dignity?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:36,
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How do you do, poo? Did you realise we're in someone's butt?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33,
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She said she wanted the money up front,
I said I'm not into that.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:34,
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I said I'm not into that.

the old man I told it to was not most pleased.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38,
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Yes I do love poo! Thanks for noticing.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40,
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Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

she wanted to try all these shops, and I couldnt be arsed. "give us a fiver and I'll go to the pub for ten minutes" I said, and off I went. Got around the corner and bumped into this prostitute. She said "fancy a shag love". I looked at her and said "nah, only got this fiver.
"wont ge much for that round here"she said. Anywho, after a pint I goes back to meet the missus. Down the road, the prostitute was there. She shouted "TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH FOR A FIVER ROUND HERE".
Boom boom.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40,
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"wont ge much for that round here"she said. Anywho, after a pint I goes back to meet the missus. Down the road, the prostitute was there. She shouted "TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET MUCH FOR A FIVER ROUND HERE".
Boom boom.

dont like him personally ;-o
Howd you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her in the cunt.
Better?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43,
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Howd you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her in the cunt.
Better?

But it sounded like the sort of joke he'd come out with. Can't stand him personally!
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:45,
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*fwaps*
Sweet dreams tonight for me.

and come to think of it, on my backed up my documents dvd.
Two copies, does that make me a stalker?
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:09,
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Two copies, does that make me a stalker?

jews rhymes with poos.
This is why he had to be stopped.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:47,
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This is why he had to be stopped.

more of a stiff little fingers guy myself, goodnight.
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:26,
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Edit: *googles*
Hmm, never been called a Kike/Kyke before :S
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:20,
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Hmm, never been called a Kike/Kyke before :S

for the benefit of mr kite was a beatles song from their sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band album, and kike is a nasty name for a jew
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Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:23,
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