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# Good morning my grumptious mandrills.
I am handing in my resignation this week. So I need a new areer. I thought I might get a job in DTP and advertising. What do you think?



I shall ertainly need another job; I need the ash as I think my keyboard might be broken. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# BIRMINGHAM!!!
fixed yay
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# rikey!
I hanged that. Better now?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# 'hung'
not hanged

/jests
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# ha ha!
you utter utter unt!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha
I see nothing wrong here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
i wanna dance with somebody
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# this is true!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# i wanna feel the HEAT!
with somebody
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# ooh going in dry!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAH
i wanna dance with somebody

with some ~ body who lurves me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I'm supposed to be going to my work's do tomorrow as a character from dirty dancing
I have no idea what it is about til earlier I was told about a woman who needs to get an abortion, a jewish family, tight trousers and 80s music

thus I am going to the party as an aborted foetus with my big curly sideburns and a flying v guitar

/probably not, I'll probably just go with my hair slicked back
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Just go in your underpants.
People won't question you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I've never been questioned, ever before!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# *wedgies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# *squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# you got a perty mouth boy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Oh Whitney, you filthy crackwhore. Where will you go next?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# anywhere for my next fix
oh bobby i miss you
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# TELL US ABOUT THAT WHOLE BROWN LOVE THING AGAIN, WHITNEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# two can play that game
you're plaaaaaaaaaaaying


bobby's got a brand new beat
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Deember?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Read the whole post
otherwise I think you might be missing the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# you am needing a new keybaord
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Deer bos, I resine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# he am resining from him job as am proff raeder
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Im sick an tred of beign treted lik an idit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# orl yu guys tink i am thik
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# i looked through my calendar last night
i love it!

you have out done yourself mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# HOORAY!

i'm glad you like it, i've got a special andrew treat for everyone tomorrow, so don't forget to be around.

it would have been today but were off to the pub today as it's my MD's last day before christmas as he's having a holiday in switzerland this christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# oo! alright for some!
i'd love to be in Switzerland for christmas
i did it about 5 years ago and was great fun :)

i'll keep my eyes peeled for more AMcD tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# oh, he won't be skiing, he's not the type for that
he'll just be relaxing, mind you it's prpobably the first proper holoday he's had in a few years, so i can;t grumble at him for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha!
I was perusing your porn site the other day. It's a grand concept.

But, seeing as all the content is user submitted, how do you guarantee that there are no under agers in the pictures that are sent in?

And if there are any, are you responsible as the site owner?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Well,
I get them to enter the date of birth. People under 18 don't know how to cheat this test.

I disclaim everything. I can say that I am not responsible for user-contributed naughtiness.

The site is actively moderated by volunteers who pull suspicious images. Members can also flag images as dodgy.

I can't be liable if I am willing to pull images, and if I help investigations into illegality etc.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Braw!
*carries on wanking*

Surely you could make money from it it if you charged for membership?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Yes, but then there's problems
like setting up a business, a merchant account, paying for a payment gateway, guaranteeing levels of service and access for members, blah blah blah.
If it were set up as a business, I wouldn't want to be the one running it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Ah
I see your point. And who can complain about free porn?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# how about donations?
No! Monetary donations!

I also had a look, by god there are a lot of exhibitionist mingers out there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# what is this crazy website?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# dirty dirty pron!
quick! slip me the address!

*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# What seems like a responsible question from anyone else somehow has sinister overtones when I see your username.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# haha
So you'll be expeting me to follow this up with a request for him to forward all the child porn images that are pulled from the site then?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# We've never had any.
People are generally quite responsible at posting (unlike some other websites). We've only ever pulled images for violating copyright.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Braw!
I'm going to start sending in pictures of myself fucking strange things, like tortoises and my grandad (not at the same time obviously, that would be gross).

Will they be pulled?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# I tried to pull your grandad once.
He gave me a black eye.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# That's because he's a one man man
I think Swaza's banging him just now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# I expect you've gaz'd him for them.
TODAY I WILL BE MAKING GROSSLY INACCURATE STATEMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Stop H4x0r1n6 my GAZ!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# ha ha!!
researching for a new song eh Mr Townsend?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Totally!
There's nothing to see here, move along now.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# ever since he was a young boy
he played the silver ball...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Neato!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
That's ace! and hurrah for grumptious mandrills!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Haha! Broken keyboard =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Very good!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)